Snickers Satisfies Hunger For Confusing Bigotry

This is an ad for Snickers (via Gawker). We'll talk about it in a second.

Bzzzzzzzzt. Something in my brain just exploded. Exploded to the MAX. On the face of it, this ad is crazy homophobic, but then the tagline is "Get Some Nuts." Ay ay ay. Is that even a thing? Is speed walking a homophobe thing? "Those fags are always speed walking. Demanding equal rights and speed walking, I'm sick of it!"

Since the PC POLICE (aka human beings) have forced Mars to remove the ad from circulation, I've taken the liberty of making my own Snickers commercial after the jump. It doesn't have quite the same "hate crime" urgency to it, but I think it gets the point across.

Whoops. I forgot to ad the tagline. It's "Snickers: Fuck You."

Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Free Advertising
Tags: Homophobia | Mr. T | Snickers

10 Comments

This is my new favorite Mr. T commercial.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVxij2va4is

Posted by: Scott at 07/25/08 2:02 PM | Reply
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I learned a better lesson in "peer pressure"?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nn60zeIeKY8

Posted by: bingo gas station  in reply to Scott's comment at 07/25/08 2:26 PM | Reply
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I ate so many snickers once I crapped myself......this awesome website. http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com is so awesome it made me crap myself!!!

Posted by: the Drunk Canuck at 07/25/08 2:06 PM | Reply
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is it really homophobic though? do all gay men run like that or something? idk idk. it's a stupid commercial but it's just stupid, i don't think it's homophobic. i bet andy coop doesn't run like that.

Posted by: anderson cooper at 07/25/08 2:32 PM | Reply
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9CWSQDAM

Snickers should just use this commercial forevermore until the end of time. No commercial will ever compare.

Posted by: what at 07/25/08 2:35 PM | Reply
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first!

Posted by: james at 07/25/08 10:57 PM | Reply
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Yo, what is the second clip from?

it's hilarious.

Posted by: Alex at 07/26/08 10:41 PM | Reply
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what is with all the sexual innuendo in commercials today? five-dollar foot longs (with hands held just so) and extraordinary nut sacks? wft? and don't gay dudes have nuts, too?

Posted by: Jeb at 07/27/08 7:25 PM | Reply
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

ha.

and people on these comments are upsetting. and mr. t should be ashamed.

yes.

Posted by: jared at 07/28/08 2:27 PM | Reply
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Posted by: cheritycall at 10/28/08 3:33 AM | Reply
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