Mr. T Pities The Fool Who Enjoys Things That Don't Taste Like Shit
I can't tell you how many times I've thought to myself "ENOUGH WITH THIS KITCHEN, WHERE IS A MACHINE FROM MR. T THAT I CAN USE TO MAKE GARBAGE FOOD." Just kidding, I can tell you how many times. Zero times!
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I like that Mr. T "challenged some friends" to make this for him. Totally. That's just how friends are. Always challenging each other to invent shitty ovens. I think more friendships should involve challenges and ridiculous inventions with the word Turbo in them. Just as a fun, marketable celebration of how much we all like each other.
Posted by Gabe at 3:58 PM in Free Advertising
Tags: Flavorwave Turbo | Mr. T
Can you imagine how many people turned down the spokesperson role before they settled on Mr. T?
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Isn't this three heat microwave idea the same invention for GE that got Jack Donaghy his job on The Girlie Show in 30 Rock??? Could Jack be the challenged friend" Mr. T refers to?
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Ok, but I would totally buy one if I were a millionaire. If I had a million dollars, the infomercials would see me coming. I would fill my kitchen with egg waves, magic bullets and mr. t ovens. Because THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
Luckily, there's like 0 danger of me becoming a millionaire, and subsequently a reclusive former-millionaire buried alive under a pile of retarded nonsense gadgetry and packing peanuts.
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