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September 5, 2008

Mr. T Pities The Fool Who Enjoys Things That Don't Taste Like Shit

I can't tell you how many times I've thought to myself "ENOUGH WITH THIS KITCHEN, WHERE IS A MACHINE FROM MR. T THAT I CAN USE TO MAKE GARBAGE FOOD." Just kidding, I can tell you how many times. Zero times!

(via BWE)

I like that Mr. T "challenged some friends" to make this for him. Totally. That's just how friends are. Always challenging each other to invent shitty ovens. I think more friendships should involve challenges and ridiculous inventions with the word Turbo in them. Just as a fun, marketable celebration of how much we all like each other.

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Can you imagine how many people turned down the spokesperson role before they settled on Mr. T?

Posted by: d-w at 09/05/08 6:09 PM | Reply
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Isn't this three heat microwave idea the same invention for GE that got Jack Donaghy his job on The Girlie Show in 30 Rock??? Could Jack be the challenged friend" Mr. T refers to?

Posted by: jetblak22 profile link at 09/05/08 7:01 PM | Reply
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Ok, but I would totally buy one if I were a millionaire. If I had a million dollars, the infomercials would see me coming. I would fill my kitchen with egg waves, magic bullets and mr. t ovens. Because THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

Luckily, there's like 0 danger of me becoming a millionaire, and subsequently a reclusive former-millionaire buried alive under a pile of retarded nonsense gadgetry and packing peanuts.

Posted by: kittenpants at 09/05/08 7:04 PM | Reply
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