Is it just me, or is Sony killing it on the advertisements in a way where you kind of want Sony to just start its own TV station? I know that marketing is vile and that it's just crushingly big money working hard to alienate you from your humanity and prey upon your own inadequacies to loosen up the wallet, but look! Foam!
It's pretty. It's like that part in American Beauty where that guy videotaped a plastic bag floating in the breeze, except you don't die choking on your own vomit!
After the jump, all the great Sony ads. Buy a Sony.
mountains of foam is a sell out. it used to be about the FOAM and now it's just about turning a buck for greedy, capitalist money-mongers. i remember when i went to a basement foam party in '94 back when you had to read FANZINES like maximumsudsandroll to figure out which states of soap were cool, before the internet made things EASY for POSEURS. like YOU.
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
jose gonzalez is a sell out.
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mountains of foam is a sell out. it used to be about the FOAM and now it's just about turning a buck for greedy, capitalist money-mongers. i remember when i went to a basement foam party in '94 back when you had to read FANZINES like maximumsudsandroll to figure out which states of soap were cool, before the internet made things EASY for POSEURS. like YOU.
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either we're both being sarcastic or you don't understand sarcasm
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it's more like kevin spackler jerking off in the shower.
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