Why Can't Juggalos And Maggots Just Be Friends?
Oh my gosh, I did not realize there was such a rift in the horrorcore community! If I understand this right, fans of Slipknot (maggots) hate fans of ICP (juggalos) because ICP are a couple of faggots in makeup, while fans of ICP (juggalos) hate fans of Slipknot (maggots) because Slipknot are a couple of faggots in masks? And now people are throwing eggs from moving cars? And hate clown love signs? "It just don't make sense anymore," indeed. If everyone is agreed that the important thing is fuck the mainstream and fuck them richie bitches/hoes, it doesn't make sense that these two groups can't join together and create a unified Army of Awful. Because as someone on the outside of this Shakespearean feud it's just like, stop! Stop! You're all terrible!
In any case, "most of the kids I hang out with are Juggalos" is the new "I've got a black friend" defense. Obviously. Not that these guys would have anything to do with black people. But you get it. (Thanks for the tip, Adam.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:45 PM in Feuds, Music Related Content
Tags: Insane Clown Posse | Juggalos | Maggots | Slipknot
This goes waaaay further back than these knuckleheads understand. God himself is a Juggalo hates he maggots.
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The cycle of hatred continues.
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Ooof, negative scores on this gif? It doesn't deserve that (it definitely deserves that).
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It's funny but it's not quite on topic. While Gifs have the potential to be funnier than most of our alphabet-based comments, a very wise man once said that with great power comes great responsibility. And that man... was Spider-Man.
Although we are a bunch of total strangers scattered around the globe I sense that we are all tacitly agreeing on this, grunting at your comment over cold cupsa joe, and clicking Disapprove.
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Actually Uncle Ben said that.
Sincerely,
Professor Spiderman Over Here
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This reminds me of the mediation Carter did between the Nerd and Dweeb tribes at Camp David. Truly historic accords.
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WAIT: One of the guys nose is long and wobbles like a dick and he jacks it off??
I can't... i don't... I'm just a little jewish girl. The world is too complex for me I guess.
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"Juggaloninja 117" and "Slipknot"? Looks like next year's gathering should feature a seminar on coming up with original names. Otherwise great video, I have a dream...
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This is like the Ebony & Ivory of horrorcore.
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Why can't juggalos and maggots and their parents just be friends?
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I find myself really identifying with both points of view.
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Comparing "maggots" with Juggalos is like comparing Ugh apples with Blah oranges....not exactly the same, but both are fruit and also the Worst.
Also I just noticed that I put "maggots" in scare-quotes but not Juggalos, because, duh, Juggalos are an ESTABLISHED GROUP, who are these "maggot" goobers? Do you have a gathering with seminars up in this bitch or what? Be professional.
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"I hang out in rural fucking Kentucky."
Ya don't say.
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"louisville", not "rural," he did say. all of you upvoters can lick my juggalette's fuzzzzzzzz
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"fuzzzzzzzz"
Haha. Yeah, you're right. But who cares. You've got a bigger problem. You just fell asleep and the sound of snoring has the same mating call effect of a rape whistle to the juggalos/maggots. Horrorcore = Rapecore.
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I dream of the day when I can enjoy a Juggalo hay ride without fear that the guy next to me is a Maggot with a bomb strapped to his chest.
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When is Obama going to address this problem?
on a side note, if you combine those two young men's costumes I believe you would find you have a "Hamburglar."
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Good God, Gabe. I was perfectly happy to live Juggalo-free for a month or so and then you rub this in my eyes. Have some decency!
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i agree, it's too much to handle.
also, does the child in the facepaint have a little hatchet or something? just to hold onto, like a hand pacifier?
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"I'll fuck you till you love me maggot" Juggaloninja 117's tombstone
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Gabe, this is your chance to get in on the creative ground-floor for new hatchet Family song/video and help heal this rift that is tearing Amerika apart ("You're tearing me apart, Juggalos and Maggots!).
Double Dog?
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...for THE new hatchet Family song/video...
God, I'm such a neden-hole.
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This is more complicated than the fucking Middle East.
Juggaloninja 117 is the Jimmy Carter of the Juggalos.
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according to urban dictionary there are hybrid Juggalo/"maggot" fans and they are deemed "Maggalos"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Maggalo
The more you know!
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No, they are deemed "the worst"
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yea verily I deem them so
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"Maggalos" sound like what the Wizard juggalos call the juggalos that don't get to go to Hogwarts.
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Come on , you guys, find some solidarity in your mutual love for terrible music and enjoy a Faygo together.
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But who are nedenholes supposed to hate?
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"Stay sic?" That's kind of clever. I bet Juggaloninja117 didn't think of that.
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"I don't hate maggots. How could I? My best friend is a maggot." Maybe I'm too much of a richie ho and too mainstream, but I still refuse to believe these people exist.
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God I haven't seen Richie Ho since high school. I wonder if he ever went to grad school or if he just took over his dad's produce market.
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Produce ftw
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Believe me, they exist. I go to high school, I know. Do you think if I UGHH loud enough they'll all go away?
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Why can't juggalos and maggots just bee friends? I think you answered your own question, Gabe.
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Required summer reading.
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AMAZING.
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i can't even find this amusing through my distress over your defacing of a favorite childhood book.
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Why does the Juggalo kid want to die for the Maggot but the Maggot will only "pick up the hatchet" for the Juggalo kid? Seems like an uneven exchange.
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Maybe one day we will see Juggalos vote for a Maggots president. Probably not though.
I was honestly having a good day, but this some how depresses me.
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we're all the same faggots when you turn off the light
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That's beautiful. That should go on the same shirt as "It ain't rape if it's dead."
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Man i just... no offense to the americans out there (specifically videogummers who all seem to be reasonably intelligent), but i just don't understand how there are so many idiots in your country. Juggalos, Maggots, people that show up to healthcare protests with no idea what they're talking about.
I'm not saying that in Canada, we don't have a number of unintelligent people. We do. But they keep to themselves, yknow? They mostly keep to themselves.
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I'll upvote you Elliot, because it's true. They do keep to themselves, and if they get to loud others remind them 1. It's too cold for your nonsense 2. Send noise complaints.
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The truth is, we don't understand either. It's pretty shameful. I try and stick to the coasts...
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Boo. The South and Midwest are lovely. You just have to know where Juggalo country is and avoid it.
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you know what? I totally apologize. Im was just trying to say EW. JUGGALOS? MAGGOTS? and got lost. I guess I mainly stick to the coasts bc I get lost easily if I can't see the oceans.
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Can this please not turn into another middle America sucks rant off. People are people.
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true that, sir. why a lady-friend and myself were threatened by a Juggalo wielding a razor scooter, not two night ago, and we're as geographically (west)coastal as one can be.
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We're all in this together. Juggalos, Maggots, Monsters and Crankheads. We form like Voltron.
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for reals. i'm in the bay area and we have more than our fair share of idiots, of all colors and sizes. more's the pity...
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I saw a group of Celine Dion fans wielding machetes the other day and I must tell you that, even without makeup, I found them to be disquieting and, dare I say, idiotic.
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the revolution will happen with or without you Joey from Blossom.
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I don't think anyone of us wants to go there.
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Yes, juggaloos and maggots can be, and should be, BFF 4Evr+infinity.
But if you're going to use your mom's kitchen as the setting for this super-important peace treaty, couldn't you have at least helped her out with the dishes? Those dirty pans aren't going to wash themselves.
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if only Nike would make a maggot/juggalo shoe.... all this would be resolved!!!!
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the clown makeup on their face, but by the content of their character.
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no, kids who wear clown make up should most definitely be judged. we don't need more of that.
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the clown makeup on their face, but by the content of their character.
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Yes, I believe in that dream so much, I posted twice.
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Based on the stat of that countertop, I would not go down on my knees to bow down to anyone.
Nice hatchet, tho.
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Lord knows I love this site and all its monsters/trolls/whatever, but I would like to use a comment to make a comment on the comments sections. While I am in no way trying to belittle anyone, because I'm on this site at 12:30 on a thursday too, but I can't help but laugh a little when people post things in well established "gabe language." The use of "the worst" or "ugh" appropriately can be funny, but it may be a little too contrived to post something along the lines of, to use a made-up example, "This is a fact (this is not a fact)." Come on folks. Make up your own hilarious catch phrases/catch ways of saying things.
All that being said: ))>((
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You know what? Excellent point, and you're right.
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Nicely said. You didn't even get a slew of downvotes!
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Tru Fakt: People have been saying "ugh" and "the worst" long before Gabe was even old enough to derisively pour sand down other kids' diapers on the playground, and that was literally centuries ago. (See what I did there? I used Gabe's comic trope to discuss the use of Gabe's comic tropes. Metagum.com)
But yeah, I see your point. I don't even find it very funny when Gabe does that parenthetically-explaining-obvious-sarcasm thing (no offense Gabe U R MY PRINCESS), let alone when the monsters do it to an even less-funny effect.
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AMEN.
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))>((
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Well in my mind I've always thought of Juggalos and maggots as pretty much the same people anyway so this just helps confirm that.
Going back to not caring what teenage boys in clown makeup and masks have to say about anything.
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Okay, for the sake of dignity, common sense, and the possibility of a mutant Maggalo future (we've all seen Idiocracy), please do not encourage these two groups to lay down their hatchets and befriend one another. Let them fight. One can only hope that the Third Faygo War will wipe them all out or at least leave only invalids, so that their ways cannot be transmitted to future generations. Thank you.
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Any true maggot will tell you there are NINE dudes in Slipknot. Even the juggalos know that, bro.
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Does anyone else ever regret there post within minutes of having posted it after realizing you just made the most obvious joke?
An delete option would be great for those of us with impulse control issues
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YES.
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Or if you embarrassingly double-post something that wasn't that funny in the first place.
: (
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Or you have written "An delete option".
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I can't take these guys seriously, I mean what kind of juggalo or maggot hangs christmas lights in their kitchen.
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I wish these two would stop acting like a couple of Donna Juanitas and just thrash.
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I'm afeer'd of the photos of somebody's grandparents on the refrigerator which no doubt holds the remains of all the haters.
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There may be peace for now, but 5 years from now when that new Taco Bell needs a new night manager, the gauntlet will drop once again.
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Until Gabe's gathering coverage, I had no idea any of this existed and would have been happy in my ignorance. But since then, I've come across a local gathering of juggalos on public access at three in the morning, and I keep seeing this logo everywhere:
It's become my Trystero or something.
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That was supposed to be a reply to KW.
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I had a car problem today and the tow truck guy that pulled up had that exact hatchet sticker in his back window. I was unsure how to proceed (and I was thankful when he told me he was borrowing the truck - which was probably just a euphemism that he killed the Juggalo that used to own it... but I still felt better.)
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When are clowns and cat burglars going to make a stand about the sullying of their name?
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I thought this battle died back in 2000 along with the bands' careers?
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I think they both need to look up what the fuck horrorcore is; and then to school them they need to listen to Dr. Dooom - someone who can actually rap (and sing) better than both bands combined! Seriously.
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Oh GOD I live in Louisville Fucking Kentucky too.
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Both of them are pathetic. Why would you want to praise grown men who try to shock people by dressing up like kids on Halloween while screaming/rapping stupid horrible things? Get some confidence. You're not maggots, you're not part of an "army." Are you going to end up a 40 yr. old guy working at a gas station still worshipping these guys (who will be in their 70's)? I hope not.
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I'd like to make fun of these guys, but beneath their silly outfits, misguided music tastes, and poseur slang, they are basically just posting an "I love you bro" video - which is pretty damn brave. These kids are sweet, don't hate.
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There is something endearing about a person in full on face paint wearing eyeglasses. Like when a dog wears a cone so it won't lick it's wounds or when a small child at the mall is on a phone cord leash. You just want to say "awww, its going to be okay buddy."
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Isn't this kind of like how "The Warriors" started?
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I have a series of questions:
1) What happens to these people when they grow up? Like, do they just wake up one day and say "ENOUGH!" and put on a suit? Or do they just keep wearing this shit forever? Have these groups of people even been around long enough for us to know what happens to them when they get old?
2) Are maggots/juggalos actually dangerous? Or is it just fake? Should I run away if I see one, or what?
3) Did anyone else find themselves actually trying to choose a side while watching this video? Because I did, and it was hard.
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Is anyone else extremely ashamed that they watched all 3min and 33seconds of that?
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at least slipknot can play instruments, wheras icp completely sucks, being an outlet for all the little fat boys and girls that can't get over being picked on.
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