Verne Troyer Is England's Problem Now

The new season of Celebrity Big Brother premiered in the UK this weekend, and guess who one of the housemates is. I will give you 32 guesses. Get it? Because he's 32 inches tall? I'm basically Vladimir BLOGOKOV, because of all the incredibly complex word games I'm playing. This whole site is such a puzzle. Oh look, here he is.

Verne and I, of course, used to be in a feud. But we made up for Christmas. So I really hope he wins this new show! How do you win Big Brother? I know it has something to do with giving Russell Brand a blowjob and not letting the other housemates eat you, but maybe there's a special twist for the celebrities? In any case, good luck to Mr. Troyer.

And get healthy in that celebrity gym, Hamburgler!

Posted by Gabe at 2:00 PM in Feuds, Reality TV
Tags: Celebrity Big Brother | Verne Troyer

4 Comments

Aww, look at him drag his little bag! He looks like my nephew pretending to go to work.

Posted by: John at 01/05/09 3:17 PM | Reply
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Burgers....meat.....and mashed potatoes? Add to it the grouded bones of chickens and an elixir containing the blood of a salamander. Now its medieval.

Posted by: Crentist at 01/05/09 4:55 PM | Reply
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First internet-based IRL LOL of 2009! Congrats Mr Blogokov, may your pale fire burn ever brighter and stay away from your stepdaughter.

Posted by: trevormail at 01/05/09 5:18 PM | Reply
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Lady, come on, don't talk to him like he's a baby! I mean, he's a baby in the sense that he picks whiny fights with bloggers, but he's not actually a baby!

Posted by: Ashley at 01/05/09 9:44 PM | Reply
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