Soulja Boy Almost As Bad At Feuds As He Is At Making Music
Soulja Boy is in another feud. This time with Lil Bow Wow.
I am so confused. Soulja Boy threw the first punch by making a video (after the jump) in which he challenged Bow Wow to a Lamborghini race, and whoever won the race would get the other's Lamborghini. So doesn't that presuppose that Bow Wow has a Lamborghini to gamble with? I'm sorry, I know that I'm already putting more thought into this than Soulja Boy has put into everything he's ever done in his whole life, but how are you going to challenge someone to a Lamborghini race and then tease them for not having a Lamborghini? The logical progression of that fight is backwards. You make fun of someone for not having a Lamborghini before you try to win that Lamborghini from them in a race. It's YouTube Power-Boasting Street Race Lamborghini Gambling 101. Duh.
Also, not that it comes as any surprise that Soulja Boy would be confused about the basic rules of chess, but it's not checkmate when there's a clearly delineated exit strategy. In this case a Lamborghini receipt. But what do I know. I don't have a walk-on role in an upcoming episode of a CW show about the wives of football players.
Original feud videos after the jump.
Granted, Soulja Boy will probably win this one because Bow Wow just posted a "response to Nelly" video 20 minutes ago. He is fighting too many feuds at one time. He needs to focus. Dude is like the United States military, and Nelly is the conflict in Iraq that is going to distract him from finishing the job in Afghanistan. Soulja Boy is Afghanistan. (The best thing about that perfect metaphor is how it is respectful of the genuine human cost of those wars and treats them with the appropriate respect.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Feuds
Tags: Lamborghinis | Lil Bow Wow | Soulja Boy
He should use this as an audition tape for his 2016 Cash4Gold super bowl commercial
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Subtitles please.
Also, he makes Lil Wayne sound like Socrates. Or maybe I'm still reeling from Weezy's impression of a halfway-sane person in that Katie Couric interview.
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Soulja Boy has a Lamborghini?
Life just isn't fair.
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theres a boy in need of a bullet.
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He makes one really good point, though: you don't buy a lamborghini beacuse you need all the accessories or the souped-up engine. you buy it to show off the fact that you have the cash to wantonly purchase a lamborghini.
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