NSFW: The Ottoman Humpers Are Back (Sans Ottoman)
Sexy Spec of Pretty Ricky is issuing a grinding challenge to Trey Songz, Bow Wow, and "others in baggy red panties." This is not about beef, you guys, it is just about finding out who is the best grind artist in the game. (Because apparently there is a game.) Kind of NSFW/E (E stands for EYEZ). You been had warned.
Obviously, the boys in Pretty Ricky live in an alternate universe. And while I definitely don't want to live there, I'd like to visit. I'm pretty sure everyone lives with their mom and the faucets run purple drink instead of water, but you can't open the door without busting your nut. And maybe it's with another dude, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. In this alternate universe grinding is an Olympic sport and "baggy red panties" are just called "uniforms."
You have no idea how badly I wish Trey Songz and Bow Wow will accept this grind challenge (as a sports fan, no homosexual). (Thanks for the tip, Sydney.)
Posted by Gabe at 12:00 PM in Feuds
Tags: Pretty Ricky
Score = 13
Ya know, you seem like a really fun guy.
Score = 5
this is just a gay guy right?
i'm feigning ignorance of pretty ricky (because that's bliss right? so why can't I bleach my mind???) but i KNOW PEOPLE who are fans of these *guys*.....
i need new friends.
Score = 2
But I need to know: is this guy a monster?
Score = 5
Men being sensual is just grozz.
Score = 2
It's not that important given the subject matter, but Pretty Ricky is the boy band doing the song played in the background of the ottoman video, the humpers call themselves Peer Pressure.
This guy in the red panties is in Pretty Ricky, an R&B group who has had some moderate radio hits.
Score = 2
I hope that Bow Wow and whoever else the dude mentioned saw this and were like, "Oh shit, we gots to step our game up y'all. Yo Delicious, make sure my panties be clean and pressed. Time to go to work."
Score = 11
awkward boner.
Score = 12
in all seriousness about the intricacies of this grinding challenge: seems like the real challenge is keeping it down. that's a lot of grinding with nothing to show for it (very little boner-ing). which is more true to the grinding practice? the boner or the no-boner? i say this needs more discussion. i think that would be the hardest (hooO!) part to duplicate. lord knows you can grind, but can you grind AND keep it down? props, pretty ricky. props.
Score = 3
The most positive thing that can come out of this is a Nosferateau red panties dance off.
Score = 10
I'm just so confused, how did this become a trend? How does this pass as an exceptable way to show off your masculinity? They are essentially web cam girls, except these videos are actually meant for other guys to watch, and it's suppose to be intimidating, like look at my sweet moves the chicks are totaly gonna love this? MY MIND HAS EXPLODED.
Score = 7
Looks like he might have put yesterday's Gillette video to good use. And by 'good,' I mean 'sad.'
Score = 1
Sexy SPEC? Is he sure he doesn't mean Sexy PECS!
Score = -1
He's totally checking himself out in a mirror off to stage (camera?) left, isn't he? Watch that sexy eye contact.
Score = 1
Even though he claims that this video is for the "ladies" which it is clearly not. This is most of the ladies I know reaction to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Gg-L19EDc&feature=channel_page
Score = 4