Twilight Corn Maze • It's like they always say, if you love something, set it corn maze.
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September 8, 2009
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I suppose it's better than being lost in Robert Pattinson's eyes.
Score = 20
so this town in utah - it's run by 12 year old girls?
Score = 7
nah the parents got their celeb corn maze fix in there too....
"A side design in the corn depicts a KUTV reporter or anchorman holding a microphone"
Score = 0
What is with the Team Jacob and Team Edward stuff?
Score = 0
In the Next movie, it's a lot of poppin and lockin, with sullen looks from sparkly pasty douche's in black clothes.
Score = 2
You know what? The maze doesn't bother me. If our nation's farmers have the fields, the time, the love for Twilight, by all means, plow away. If you maze it, they will come... or something.
The aerial shots are what trouble me.
Score = 6
Whoo. I just sighed so deeply I got dizzy.
Score = 3
Ummm, no good can ever come of a Robert Pattinson/Cedric Diggory/Edward Cullen, Corn Maze. We all know what happened the last time RP wen't into a maze... http://arquivo.potterish.com/wp-content/danrobert.jpg"
Score = 5
While it was sad that Cedric died, I can't help but not care if Voldemort killed Edward Cullen. For the greater good, and all that.
Score = 9
I'm really glad the farmers of America have decided against surplus corn for ethanol fuels and have instead sided with Robert Pattinson. Good Job, Utah.
Score = 0
You do realize that the farmers harvest the corn before the field is turned into a maze, right? At least they do in Idaho. Maybe they do it differently in Utah, but I doubt it.
Score = 0