McG Has A Small Penis In His Chardonnay
So this is how the Great Penis Off of 2009 ends. You may recall that Terminator:Salvation director McG, who despite his name is actually an adult, challenged Transformers 2 director Michael Bay to a penis measuring contest. You know, the way full grown men with names like McG do. Adult stuff. Go to your room. But before Michael Bay could even disdainfully ignore McG, McG has already conceded. From E! (via /Film, Movieline, Vulture):
...he says he was being ironic."That was lost immediately and people gravitated to two spoiled brat directors think they have big cocks," McG said. "Nothing could be further from the truth."
But since you brought it up...
"The funny thing is, I have an Irish curse and I think we're all familiar with exactly how [I'm endowed]."
Yuck. Keep all this penis talk in your pants, McG. Or I guess keep it in your mouth? That's what she said. Wait, that's what he said? This whole thing just grosses me out. That's what she said? Enough. It's done. (That's what he said.) The only thing less impressive than McG's penis is his understanding of what irony means. How can something be lost that that was never there to begin with? What's "ironic" is that we've already had a national discussion about what irony means because of someone stupid. You're not even original or up-to-date in your dumbness! Jagged little zing.
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in Fake Feuds, Oh, Yuck!
Tags: McG | Michael Bay | Penises | Terminator: Salvation | Transformers 2
This whole thing is like 10,000 spoons when all I need is a knife (to stab myself)!
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This is the best possible way for this saga to conclude.
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Your dick problem is more along the lines of the "perpetual 13-year-old curse." Hung like a kid in junior high :(.
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Irish curse? Does the mean 'McGina'?
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I had to UrbanDictionary.com what "irish curse" is.
"All potatoes, no meat."
I get it. That's actually sort of... clever.
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He was being facetious, which is a form of irony. I'd like to thank you, Gabe, for making me defend McG (That was also a form of irony).
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