After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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I guess they had space to fill, now that they just wrapped up their coverage blog for "real housewives of Lower Gloucester."
Score = 6
HEY. Those housewives get up to some crazy shit. You wouldn't believe what meal Elizabeth tried to pair with a cabernet. Saucy!
Score = 5
"When I miss your lips, I'll put a fag in my mouth and think of you."
Score = 4
The post before the 30 Rock one is on "A terrific new version of Agamemnon by Tom McCarthy." I thought that was weird until I remembered that the post before this one contained an extremely extended Camus joke.
Score = 6
Jack McBrayer is our Diana.
Score = 2
The unironic reference to Tina's "creamy décolletage" is a perfect example of how to connect with a young, hip audience. (LROB = London Review of Boobs, basically)
Score = 5
Yes, exactly. Stop being gross, LROB.
Score = 2
Cranston......why are you crying?
Score = 1
Im English, We call sitcom, erm..... Sitcoms! whats Lorries? :)
Score = 0