Sexman Steals My Dark Knight Review
God damn it. I saw Dark Knight last night, and stayed up until three in the morning writing a review of it only to find out that Sexman had already posted his review, and they are word for word exactly the same.
Actually, there's one main difference. The part where Sexman says "But with this one, Batman is a vigilante, and he's like a hero. Well, police, some police, the police commissioner likes him and stuff, but some peop--, he's a...inspiration and hope. Uh, to the people," in my review I wrote "But with this one, Batman is a, uh, vigilante, and he's like a hero, and stuff. Well, police, the police, some police, a police, all police, the police guy likes him, but some people he's, people, and hope. You know?" But that's the only difference. Everything else is verbatim the same.
Seriously, though, you guys, Dark Knight! What a great movie. I can't believe no one's talking about it.
Posted by Gabe at 10:00 AM in Everyone's A Critic
Tags: Christian Bale | Sexman | The Dark Knight
My only reason for seeing this movie was Heath Ledger....he's psychotic, a mass murderer.....the Joker that is.
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Heath Ledger is that guy's boyfriend.
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Heath Ledger kicked ass in that movie. Although, to be fair, almost everyone in that movie kicked ass. I love Christian Bale. For reals.
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I'm still not going to see it. Whatever.
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