Punisher: War Zone Is Patton Oswalt's Boyfriend • Patton Oswalt makes his case for why Punisher: War Zone is one of the most transgressive and thoroughly enjoyable movies he's seen all year. Interesting! Bear in mind that Patton Oswalt is a hundred-thousandaire for whom 11-dollar bills are toilet paper. Not that he has to go to the toilet anymore. Burn the modest and deservedly wealthy! Revolution!
Posted at 2:45 PM in Everyone's A Critic
Tags: Patton Oswalt | Punisher: War Zone
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