Yiiiiiiiikes. Even Dr. Melfi is like "I'm going to recommend a different therapist." Sometimes things just get too real. (Via PassiveAggressiveNotes, and thanks for the tip, Stephen.)
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Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in DVR Descriptions
Tags: Brett Michaels | Rock Of Love
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked around blearily, barely able to focus...
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You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it...
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In the future, when the ultra-light telepathic super-mecha, derived from the core technology of the Cybertronics "Real Boys" line of love children, are sifting through the ice wastes for any remnants of the long extinct human race that once created...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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"Whoa." --Kebanu Roves It is weird that you can't do things normally in New York sometimes. Like, I'm so sorry that I ate an early dinner before going to see Avatar on Friday night the way that a HUMAN BEING...
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yeesh...I'd hate to see his description of cheaters.
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could this be a preview of the Tumblr proposal couple? TECHNOLOGY ROX!
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I will forever rue the day I switched from Comcast to AT&T. I shout my regrets to the heavens at least once a week.
How many Fearnet movie descriptions do I have to miss (and miss sending in as Videogum tips, because what other purpose do they even serve?!?!??) before the wizard comes out, tells me I've learned my lesson and passed the test, and restores my former cable provider?
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I contemplated leaving comquack... Now I'm rushing home to check out episode 308 of Rock of Love with Brett Michaels.
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Maybe you should have written her love notes in some of your descriptions from time to time, eh? But then again, she probably has Time Warner. The whore!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. You only have one upvote per post. Who do you spend it on? Who?!?!?
Also, congrats! Not a gif; just a jpg!
Finally, you should consider unlinking your name from your twitter account so the rest of us can go back to enjoy some of your earlier gifs from the week. I'm sure we can all find you on twitter any time.
All The Opinions You've Ever Wanted to Hear About Blog Commenting For the Rest of Your Miserable Little Lives, Whores
Sincerely,
Dish
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No need. If you click on the little TV icon after my name you can access my user profile and thus my recent comments.
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Ohhh...So that's how the internet works...I've been doing it wrong this whole time! Sorry for the terrible comment, werty! I am THE WORST, probably.
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It wasn't that bad of a comment. I upvoted it! I'm not sure why the hate for your previous comment.
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Thanks. I know you know we cool. I really had no idea whatsoever about the TV icon thing. Thanks for the insight! Probably just a little (well-deserved) hate for not getting how the internet works. To all my haterz, some people are just a little slower, ok, you guys? : (
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You haven't even seen what he said about tonight's V:
It's Only The Beginning, Episode 4 | Season 1, Running Time: 1h 1min Erica works with newly-formed allies to uncover a biological threat they suspect the Visitors have been plotting. Like my ex -- the whore.
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"My ex-- the whore" is the new "like."
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Srsly guys, ask me anything about that whore.
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I think I actually dated the chick he's referencing here.
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This is the most press this Bret Michaels 2009 movie will ever get
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Despite what you'd believe, anthropologists have found data for this kind of stuff dating way back to the stone age.
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