On today's Ellen Degeneres Show, Jonah Hill is one semi-colon (actually, one dot) away from being the Biggest Loser winner:
And while I'm indulging what will be an ongoing DVR description obsession, they really summed up last week's The Office as succinctly as possible:
Indeed.
Posted by Lindsay at 2:38 PM in DVR Descriptions
Tags: Ellen Degeneres | Jonah Hill | The Biggest Loser | The Office
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A few years back a friend of mine and I used to read the DVR descriptions of Melrose Place episodes to each other. They are the holy grail of DVR desctiptions. Trying to sum up those convoluted plots in 5 words or less is HARD (and funny).
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They should do a final elimination death match between Biggest Loser and Celebrity Fit Club. Actually, I'd like to see Biggest Loser trainer, Jillian carve Jonah Hill and new one.
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Is it just me or is Steve Carrell totally ripped?!
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