On today's Ellen Degeneres Show, Jonah Hill is one semi-colon (actually, one dot) away from being the Biggest Loser winner:
And while I'm indulging what will be an ongoing DVR description obsession, they really summed up last week's The Office as succinctly as possible:
Indeed.
Posted by Lindsay at 2:38 PM in DVR Show Descriptions
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