The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game
Yay! It's finally happening! Tonight is the season finale of NYC Prep, and hopefully maybe just finale finale if we're lucky. It was not cool sitting next to you in biology this year, have a terrible summer, please don't K.I.T.! Oh, I really was not sure if this show would ever end. Anyway, while you're watching tonight, you can play this funtimes drinking game (because there is nothing more appropriate than a drinking game for a show about children! Besides, whatever, "you learn how to drink in sophomore year," right?). Don't get too drunk, though because then you'll be too sick tomorrow to enjoy the lightness and beauty of a world without these terrible children up in your face. I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD! We pop champagne!
Take a drink:
- Every time P.C. is wearing eyeliner
- Every time Jessie talks about fashion
- Every time Sebastian is chewing gum
- Every time Sebastian flips is hair
- Every time Sebastian looks up at the ceiling
- Take two drinks if he does all three within 10 seconds of each other
- Every time Sebastian says something in an interview about how good he is at dating, even though we have never actually seen him be any good at dating whatsoever
- Every time Camille talks about college
- Every time Taylor acts her age (15)
- Every time Kelli refers to her singing career as if she has a singing career
- Every time Bravo hate crimes PC
- Every time Jessie does that thing with her mouth
- Every time more than three of the cast-members are unnaturally but conveniently in the same place at the same time
- Every time Taylor does that, like, subtle mean girls derisive smirk thing
- Every time PC says something completely unbearable that almost makes you feel bad for him
- Every time Sebastian just, like, opens his mouth? And it's just open? With his gum? And he's like "ahhhhhhh"
- Every time Camille pretends that she is better than someone else and it's like "what's so great about you, Camille? You're just stuck up!"
- Every time someone suggests that they do not have time for high school behavior or high school interests or high school stuff in general
- Every time someone makes an unsophisticated remark about their own self-perceived sophistication
Please don't play this game. It will kill you.
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in Drinking Games, Reality TV
Tags: Alcohol | Children | NYC Prep | Rich People
Oh man, I am going to be so fucked.
Score = 4
Hilarious!
Score = -3
Jokes! We are all so full of them!
Score = 1
why am i not surprised that gabe has a thing about "mean girls"? and that to him, even a subtle smirk brings him back to his middle school days and cuts his heart like a knife?
Score = -3
So are they saying "bdm" on the show, like "she should have bdm-ed me," like a text message? I can't figure out what this means. I've been googling "bdm teen slang" for fuck's sake. This show makes me feel ancient.
Score = 3
It's BBM. It's AIM for Blackberries.
Score = 0
isn't that just text messaging?
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I have no idea! I know because people at my job use it, but it sounds just like text messaging. Except you need a username and to have other friends that have it too, or something? I don't know.
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Yeah, I was wondering if there was some advantage over a regular text. When text messaging first became a thing, I thought of it as IM'ing that you could do anytime, anywhere from your phone. I now find out this exists (from these comments) and I don't know what to think.
Score = 2
It's target practice for fruit? What? I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!
Score = 25
Its BBM. Blackberry Message. Like, instant messaging for Blackberry Users Only. I'm so glad I know this.
Score = -1
I feel sad to even know this, but a BBM is a BlackBerry message. Two of my friends keep reminding me. When they BBM each other.
Score = 3
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE FELT INCLINED TO HELP WITHOUT REFRESHING.
Score = 21
thank you monsters.
Score = 13
Brian, since no one else here will tell you, it's actually BBM and it stands for Blackberry Messaging.
Score = 14
I apologize for misspelling your name, Bryan. I will downvote myself accordingly.
Score = 6
It stands for Bilateral Bowel Movement. A two-sided endless trading of completely asinine shit.
Score = 6
its bbm... black berry message. On a blackberry there is a messaging system that only people with a bb can communicate through. like AIM but for blackberry.
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its bbm... black berry message. On a blackberry there is a messaging system that only people with a bb can communicate through. like AIM but for blackberry.
Score = -1
i wish this show had been designed like michael apted's "7 up" series so we could check in with these little hell beasts every 7 years and see how they turn out.
hint: i think how they all turn out will be unbearable.
Score = 16
After this season finale -- can everything go back to normal, driving on the highways and byways that god built?
Score = 2
Nice blingees on that photo.
Score = 1
This show makes me really reconsider ever having children.
Score = 4
This game will never take me alive! Except, I think that's the point, right?
So, pass the chilled Kiwi Strawberry Mad Dog 20/20 and my wine glass.
Goodbye, sweet, baby, Monsters- goodbye...
Score = 4
I don't watch this show to get drunk or make friends. I watch it to learn how to totally disregard my parental obligation to protect my children and destroy the societal fabric.
Score = 7
take two drinks every time someone mentions Operation Smile
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How much do we drink if Camille mentions Operation Smile.
Score = 1
You're going to have blood on your hands, Gabe.
Blood and vomit.
Score = 14
I just bought 2 cases of Mike's Hard Lemonade and a couple bottles of Boone's. I am soooo ready for this finale!
Score = 2
If you play this drinking game, then you're going to be on lexapro for the rest of your life.
Score = 16
For funtimes drinking game, make it Suntory time.
Score = 3
this is total death. So, Gabe, are you going to do Blonde Charity Mafia??? Please say, yes.
Score = 0
This show has convinced me not to live in nyc when I have children.
Score = 2
I'm raising my hypothetical kids in the Midwest, then then can move to NYC or LA once they're adults, like every other self-respecting Midwesterner. BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I REAR THEM ON THE COAST!
Score = 8
I would raise them on the coast, but send them to public school.
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Amen, sister! I always used to whine to my parents about how they ruined my life by raising me in the painfully boring midwest (I know, being white and middle-class is so hard knocks). But then I went to Indiana Univ and found myself to be a minority (geographically speaking) in a sea of bratty, spoiled, obnoxious coastie kids (because from what I gathered, a Big Ten school with a good business school--and a fashion merchandising program for the "Jewish-American Princesses"--was the destination for all the kids who's parents couldn't buy them an Ivy League acceptance). Most of whom spent their days driving around in daddy's mercedes, yet insisted on wearing sweats and headbands as the uniform of choice, like they just rolled out of bed. Jesse--our favorite cross-eyed fashion expert--expert because she got into FIT, remember?--has sported this ensemble at least in one of the episodes I watched... it's comforting to know east coast kids wearing workout gear the darndest things, still!
Needless to say, I've decided to re-think my desire to flee to the east since graduation. I know it's way more than little monsters like this populating the city (afterall it's home to my ninja, Gabe, and REAL princesses like Lindsay, may she rest in peace) but it's still enough to convince me that Chicago is as far as I need to stray to live the big-city life!
Score = -2
The first thing I thought upon seeing this was "Wow, how did they all take time out of their busy schedules to pose for a picture together?!"
Then I realized that I probably deserve to play this game and subsequently die for thinking that.
Score = 5
Drink every time Jessie arbitrarily falls..
Score = 1
dammit! I missed this post. And I have been subjecting myself to this due to the hilarity alone. It would be MORE hilarious if I were drunk. dammit.
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i'M sOoooooo drukn rigth nooowwwww. danm yooouuu, Gabbbe!
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Soooo I just got done with the dwinking gabe, OH MY GOD I meant game, HA! Amywey, I jus had to say uhhhhhh, and I'm nott saying tis causee i'm drunk but....I love yuu guyz
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why am i not surprised that gabe has a thing about "mean girls"? and that to him, even a subtle smirk brings him back to his middle school days and cuts his heart like a knife?
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why am i not surprised that gabe has a thing about "mean girls"? and that to him, even a subtle smirk brings him back to his middle school days and cuts his heart like a knife?
Score = -6
i'll just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIJrVoGw9I
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