Which Of These Stupid iPod Cases Is The Most Infuriating?
There is some website that for an exorbitant amount of money lets you buy laser engraved iPod cases featuring your favorite pop culture imagery, just as long as your favorite pop culture imagery is completely lame and irrelevant. Each graphic design is more infuriating and impossible than the next. It's hard to decide which one I hate the most (BUT I WILL TRY). You might think it was this one:
Show who is a fan of The Tudors? There's a fan of The Tudors? I don't even know what that means.
After the jump, a descent into madness.
This Al Bundy design is pretty fucking infuriating.
Do you hate your life? Maybe the reason you hate your life is because you think that things like this are a well-priced way to express your individuality. You should save your money and invest in a laser-engraved gun.
Although, it's not quite as bad as just putting the Juno logo on your iPod. Very, very infuriating.
Go blog yourself!
Obviously, the most infuriating laser-engraved iPod case design is going to be the one that stupid people actually buy. Which makes me think that this Jeff Dunham disaster takes the top prize.
Now everyone at the gym will know that you are an asshole.
In the unlikely event that the available designs aren't stupid enough for you, you can customize your own for just a few dollars more. Here's mine:
This guy gets it.
Now you create your own!
Endless possibilities! It's a race to see who can come up with the most ridiculously obscure reference that no one would actually put on an iPod! Just like this company actually did for real! (Thanks for the tip, Steven!)
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in Dream Merch
Tags: iPods
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does the recession not affect stupid people?
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must see tv:
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$300 for a replacement back cover?! AAAAAH
*head asplodes*
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Winner!
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really want this
http://darwen.us/darrell/blographics/081021a.jpg
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I made one for Gabe and one for Lindsay
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well that didn't work.
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that one's so fitting because it's like "SAD FACE, I RUINED MY IPOD :( "
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Hey guys, PRO TIP: to embed images, put [img src= " "] with the URL of your image in the quotation marks, and then replace the brackets with > carrots . GOOD LUCK!
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attempt two?
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FINAL ATTEMPT!
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Worth it! I'll take two!! (I am going to print it out and tape it to my iPod made out of cardboard.)
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[img src= "http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2e1c7bc&s=5"]
but seriously, that would be awesome
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oh. oh really.
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har har har
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html is haaard
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we have a winner? yes.
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NICE.
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This is the best comment thread in history. Love the Transpo Secretary Mineta/F. Scott Fitzgerald transition. Love the Dunham-skeleton-within-an-iPod cover. Love it all--you are all beautiful treasures! Someone should make one with that public access guy that does everything at once all the time (ping pong, painting, cocaine, etc).
BTW: super!, was that Kris Angel Mind Freak? I hope so. Big up yourself.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, please tell me this Coveroo thing is not real.
Smoky...LOVE IT!
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A: we are dancer
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second time's the charm?
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Coach Taylor! I loved you even then...
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I wasn't sure whether I liked this or the Norman Mineta one the best, but this definitely wins now. That is really, really perfectly weird timing.
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YES!
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Not my image...
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Ok, this is my last one....probably.
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If this isn't a winner, the world fails me.
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dude. need that. anyway, how is your sex life?
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I seriously want one. But maybe the moose sweater would be even better.
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posting fail
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Wow, Pepper Ann... That would be one awful iPod case.
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hahah i love your avatar
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I'll raise you:
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fraiser ftw!
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lawl
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Epic WIN! LOL
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or am I too early? I hope I am your 300th comment today!!!!!
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Well, I'm awesome at the internet.
Let's try that again, shall we.
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Too soon?
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nothing says, "hey, I'm a girl and this is what girls like to see in movies!" ...you know it's true, cause it's on my ipod coveroo.
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for Chet....cause he can never say it enough....
Your Coveroo, Sir.
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this is totally embarrassing, but this is actually my real ipod....because I'm just smitten...
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I just spit out my coffee in laughter.
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Goddamn, I'm terrible at uploading these.
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I hope this never ends. Everyone wins!
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who will win the race to see who loves the most worst TV show of all times????
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Perhaps not the most obscure, but certainly infuriating.
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Bill Murray's involvement in this made him so depressed that it spurred him to take roles in Rushmore, Lost In Translation, and Broken Flowers. He didn't even need to method act.
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ohay I GOT SUM CHASE NO FACE FOR YOU
http://chasenoface.blogspot.com
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More, monkeys, dance, dance!
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I guess I wasn't following the directions in keeping with the infuriating theme, cause Gabe you are the OPPOSITE of infuriating to me, that being said I still think a "wet with fire" crazy-gabeface engraving would deter theft cause nobody fucks with crazy.
So, this is the infuriating/nauseating muzak series OR muzak for assholes OR Ear-hemorrhaging Serenades..... I submit them as one cause I couldn't decide which was the worst, they're pretty much equally the worst.
NOT PICTURED: Creed, O.A.R. Kid Rock
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fingers crossed, please don't out me as bad at the internet...
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I knew it. Sorry to make this ineptpostgum. Attempt #2
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I've been waiting for someone to make that one
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I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
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Someone had to do it for us.
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This is it, I swear (kinda).
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How many do I get before you cut me off??
Why can't I stop making these!!?
Is this going to be forever??
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I'd like to think this was included in the swag bag at GP's charity event.
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I don't know how make the images, fuck.
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Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
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Hi,
Although we mostly sell covers these are BRAND NEW iPods. Given the price of a new itouch is $229 this makes the extra cost $50....
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Haha, perfect.
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I don't know, I still think "Good Morning, Miami" wins.
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Oh my god, I can't it took me to the very bottom to get to the EPIC WIN.
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too dumb to upload my Viva Laughlin design
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see, this one I would actually love.
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Yeah, I'd definitely be ok with AC360 on my ipod....it's hard to get sick his pretty mug!
I wouldn't mind drop dead fred either cause it makes me laugh....I couldn't get enough of that movie when I was a kid.
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I can't believe it took so long to get Vince and the ShamWOW on here. For shame.
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I'm too lazy to actually make one, seeing as I dont have photoshop loaded on my laptop. But I would either go with:
in the outdated sitcom category. or
in the burn category.
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Oops. Sorry for the giantness.
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already been done.
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yeah, but mine's in color.
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