Homer Simpson Want You To Go To There
Homer Simpson is one of the "celebrity" voices that you can buy for your Tom Tom personal GPS device. What a weird thing to have. It costs $12.95, and then you can pretend like a fictional buffoon who is terrible to his children is telling you when to turn. Perfect. You will be living the dream! It sounds like this:
Yup. That is Homer Simpson saying the stuff GPS machines say. They nailed it. I went to the site to find out who some of the other celebrity voices were, but they don't publish a list, the other only one I could find was John Cleese. John Cleese? So at least we know they're making smart decisions. When I get a Tom Tom, and a car to put a Tom Tom in, I'm going to make it talk like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. I TURN YOUR CARSHAKE. I TURN IT LEFT. Is that joke right on time and super not played out? Good. (Via 50Cent.livejournal.com.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in Dream Merch
Tags: Cars | Homer Simpson | The Simpsons
Have you guys ever noticed how adorable Zooey Deschanel is?
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Every night in my dreams.
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I hate you Ben Gibbard...
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It's like, how much more Zooey could this be? And the answer is none. None more Zooey.
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It's like, how much more Zooey could this be? and the answer is none. None more Zooey.
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"Dude Where's My Car" edition with alternating line reads by Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott.
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The title of this post sounds like engrish.
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when i read "i turn your carshake i turn it left.," i immediately decided to try it by saying it out loud in my B- daniel plainview voice. this was a bad idea because i work in an office and now everyone here thinks i am insane.
i guarantee at least one of the secretaries is thinking "i'm not sure that's even the correct quote!"
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It will be awesome if unstead of reapitng "recalculating" it would just go on repeating "Duh" "Duh" "Duh"
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morgan freeman. end of discussion.
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They've got Mister T, too. And, I think, Mister Feenie from Boy Meets World. Which is great, because I've always felt my directions lacked more curmudgeonly wisdom. And/or gold chains.
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If you think of it less like Mr Feeney from Boy Meets World and more like Kit from Knight Rider (same dude!), it kind of seems freaking awesome.
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Would a Tom Tom Waits be counter-productive?
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My friends bought a TomTom GPS so that they could have Mr. T provide them with directions wherever they went. Looks like you can also get Burt Reynolds, Dennis Hopper, Gary Busey ... There's a list of voices here: www.navtones.com/magento/products/tomtom
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What am I supposed to make of the fact that the only free voice in that list is the super-gay one? Real question.
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They've got GARY BUSEY! How do you ever top that?
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I'm glad that:
1. I never ride in cars
2. I'm not friends with jackasses.
3. I will never have to endure riding in a car with a jackass who owns this. Syllogism!
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I would drive my car off a pier if Willem Defoe was telling me to...
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Right on time. Not even close to played out - we've got years left on that.
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Clint Eastwood would be fantastic, particularly his Gran Torino grumpy, old self.
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My Tom Tom speaks in the voice of Carl from Slingblade. "Ahead exit riiiiiiiggggghhhttt"; "You've reached your destination, I suppose you didn't kill nobody"! WTF?
Anyway, John Cleese and Gary Busey sound pretty incredible. Gonna look into those!
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What if you bought all the voices for your Tom Tom and then they all argued about the directions?
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My boyfriend has good ole Burt Reynolds as his Tom Tom voice setting. How could The Bandit let you down?
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an excitable tracy morgan would be excellent.
and by excellent i mean a sure fire way to total your car out of uncontrollable fits of laughter.
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