Heavy Metal Parking Lot But For Techno And At The Beach

This seven minute documentary about the colorful characters you meet on the Jersey Shore promises to be the best/saddest seven minutes of your day (via StreetCarnage).

Making fun of Jersey trash is like shooting drunk fish in a barrel of puka shells, but so what? This is our generation's ancient Sumerian fart joke. Guido Beach is not to be confused with the popular web series Douchebag Beach, which is like Entourage on Diet Red Bull. This is more like Sherman's March on Diet Red Bull. The important thing is to stay the fuck away from Diet Red Bull. It causes cancer of the not being an asshole.

Posted by Gabe at 1:45 PM in Documentaries, Viral Video
Tags: Douchebag Beach | Guido Beach | New Jersey

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Note to self. Do not ever ever ever ever ever eever go to the Jersey shore.

Posted by: Brian Farrelly at 08/01/08 2:06 PM | Reply
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Oh wow. My aunt just went to the Jersey Shore for the first time this week and I thought she might enjoy this, but maybe not.

Posted by: Mary Mouse at 08/01/08 2:27 PM | Reply
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Being from Chicago this is all very exotic. I could have watched three hours of that.

Posted by: Jeb at 08/01/08 7:28 PM | Reply
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I have a friend, a very smart, beautiful girl, who actually finds "guido" types attractive. It's all she dates.

I guess everyone has to have one major flaw.

Posted by: Kim at 08/01/08 7:55 PM | Reply
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i better see kupo in tarantino's war movie. not sure which side he'd be on, but america needs a dieselier diesel.

Posted by: gregor at 08/02/08 12:59 PM | Reply
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