You Guys Like Cats, Right?
Lindsay is out of town for the next few days and won't be posting regularly. It's just you and me. It puts the lotion in the blog post! But so OF COURSE as soon as Lindsay leaves there are two incredible cat videos all over the place. Isn't that always the way? I'm sure when I go on vacation there will be a story about how Gwyneth Paltrow is opening an exclusive celebrity prison with her lover Seth MacFarlane. Obviously, I don't have the Cat Post Touch that Lindsay has, but even I can't deny that these cute guys are so cute it is nuts. It's sick, really. We should all go to the hospital and ask to have our hearts turned off because they love TOO much.
The first great cat of the day is this little guy, cleaning a baby fox.
I like how he hugs him to get the cleaning done right. You have to.
The second cat of the day, is basically Box Cat, but for bags. Bag Cat:
OHHHH! I WANT TO EAT YOU FOR LUNCH! That's what Lindsay would say if she were here, right? "You cats are so cute I just want to cut you up and put you on a french roll with some provolone, tomato slices, and hot sauce!"
Waiter, what is a cat doing in my sandwich?
I believe that's the backstroke, sir.
Great, MAKE IT TWO SANDWICHES!
Yum!
Posted by Gabe at 1:00 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Cats
http://i41.tinypic.com/2dbtjzk.jpg
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It's as if Lindsay never left!
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I really want the couch in the Bag Cat video
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I think it's safe to now say that cats have fetishes - we've got all the proof we need to make this an official Theorum.
and yea, I AM the Chair of the Feline Studies Department and YouTube University, so don't question me.
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I think box cat and bag cat are actually the same cat.
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Ahhhh now I read all your comments in Jodie's voice.
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My most recent cat post was February 27. (Ok, now back to vacation.)
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Wait, wait, I have an important question... Does this mean we're not going to get a recap of Tommy Wiseau on Red Eye? 'Cause that shit was epic.
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Sorry, puppy
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"It puts the lotion in the blog post!" You like Juno after all! That's it, meet me on the porch step with your guitar.
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you have to.
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nailed it
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is that bag cat high??? i didnt think anything could beat baby fox being cleaned by a cat, but somehow I think bag cat's sense of wonderment will be a longer lasting source of joy.
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Bag Cat is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me.
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Why can't MY cat do adorable things like that?
She gives me no YouTube material whatsoever.
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Bag Cat is 3:15 of genius hilarity. I swear to god, they know how funny they are.
This is another gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
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Just so we're clear, Bag Cat and Box Cat are one in the same -- Maru. God I love that cat.
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overkill: did the baby fox video really need that music? also: catwiches!
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Yeah, the music on the cat and fox video was unendurable. Well, to be fair, I managed to endure it up to the point when it quite literally turned into the sound of caterwauling.
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Man, cats are a win every time. Where's Kitteogum?
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d'aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
My mind is exploding from cuteness
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Personally, I think everyone in the world should be required to eat three cats a week. Ship 'em all to India, and feed those starving kids in Slumdog.
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Sammich no. 2 looks absolutely delish.
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