I'm not sure exactly where this video takes place, but we should move there. It looks fun. "Do you want to meet up for a drink after work?" "Well, first of all, there's no such thing as work, and second of all, sure, I'll meet you at the vodka factory, just give me 15 minutes to get this manatee into his Heelies."
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
Tags: Funtimes | Leopards | Russia | Vodka
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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If only he was hanging out of a Jaguar.
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I want to marry this comment.
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Your face is hanging out of a Jaguar.
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You can't compete with a face zing..
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Your mom can't compete with a face zing!
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That's just Putin's bodyguard.
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Looks like Tarzan made some serious money.
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Oh, to be a drug kingpin.
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somebody loves Talledega Nights a little too much
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So plastering DOLCE AND GABBANA in 1000 point font on everything I own doesn't do the job anymore? Now I've got to get a car cheetah in order to prove my status in Eastern Europe?
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I think this is a grim version of the future were leopards are our wing men. God I hope I'm wrong.
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God I hope you are RIGHT.
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The new wingman.
"Pungent, Stings the Nostrils"
Sex Leopard. Gets you laid like a beast. 60% of the time, it works ALL the time. HAs real bits of leopard in there...
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I don't know who's happier right now. Me or that leopard.
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I love how the leopard is riding with his out of the window like the way a dog does. My cat hates car rides.
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The missing word is 'head'. Riding with his head out of the window.
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i like that the last few seconds might be narrated: OH AND BY THE WAY I'M DRIVING A BMW. YEAH. A BEAMER. THAT'S RIGHT.
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do you think that leopards like to snuggle? because i would like to snuggle that leopard.
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In Soviet Russia, leopard rides YOU.
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This is now my dream. Fuck med school, I'm going to get a leopard and drive it around in a BMW.
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This is actually leaked footage from "The Hangover 2: Minsk Nights."
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I like the way the leopard looks into the camera as if to say "Yeah, I'm a fucking leopard. And?"
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I don't know. Fly casual.
As if he could do it any other way.
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This is that part of "The Road" before the book starts. You know, after the catastrophe, but before we start eating leopards. And eachother. **Spoiler alert**
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Animal rights, anyone? Rich people can succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!
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