The First Of The "Let Me Be The Obamas' New Puppy" Videos Has Arrived

Comedian and grown up with a job Bex Schwartz is trying to get into the White House to live with the Obamas the only way she thinks she can: by painting her face like a dog, naming herself "Scraps", and vowing to help solve the economic crisis and institute universal healthcare. She wants to be the new puppy Sasha and Malia earned. Scraps for First Dog!:

Normally, I'd have to say "That's your girlfriend" now based on the face painting alone, but I love that Bex Schwartz, and maybe if her so-crazy-it just-might-work Trojan Puppy plan gets her into the White House she'll let me visit. Either way, I want some of what she's smoking. (Via Bex's blog.)

Posted by Lindsay at 3:30 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Barack Obama | Bex Schwartz | Puppies

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maybe i'm a jerk for even going along with this... but she looks like my beagle terrier mix, hershey.....

i'd adopt her.

Posted by: Becca at 11/07/08 3:40 PM  | Reply
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that's the most terrifying puppy-dog I've ever seen.

Posted by: shayne at 11/07/08 4:33 PM  | Reply
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I picture Obama showing this to his children.

Posted by: Elliot at 11/08/08 4:07 AM  | Reply
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We have a saying for little "puppy dogs" like that:

Bless her Heart!

Posted by: Rick Nash (Cagle & Nash) at 11/08/08 9:18 PM  | Reply
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