The Cutest Cat Welcomes Us Back From The Break
What a great break! Very relaxing and enjoyable. And also very exciting! How about those two dudes who sneaked into the White House State Dinner? Give it up for those guys! America #1! She was auditioning to be on The Real Housewives of Washington D.C.? Nice try, Bravo. I'm still not watching The Real Housewives of D.C., so your breach of national security was for naught. "This season, see how the other half tests the President's personal security in an obnoxious attempt to be the absolute worst." What is wrong with them, though, seriously? "Being rich is not enough. We most also be horrible." And Twilight was the #1 movie in America for a second week in a row? Of course it was. We're doing great, you guys. The pilgrims and dead Indians are looking down at us from space and are like "it was all worth it."
Well they would be saying that if they were talking about this kitty video! Our ancestors are standing on each others' shoulders not to help us, but to get a better view of this video. I hope you saved room for AWWWWWS.
"You're back! You're back! You're back! You're back! NnnnNNNNN....IT'S EXCITING!"
--This cat.
(Via TheAnimalBlog.)
Posted by Gabe at 9:30 AM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Holidaze | Kittens | Michaele Salahi | Tareq Salahi
Coolest Citten Cever
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Man. I have certain expectations of cuteness when it comes to these things, but nothing could have prepared me for that. Welcome back, indeed.
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And Alexander wept for there was no cuter cat to film.
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She's a talker.
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I'm blinded by the cuteness. That gave me CATaracts!!
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Oh, is Lindsay posting again?
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Nothing heals the wounds of family holidays quite like a cute cat.
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As I don't understand what Thanksgiving is, I will tell a welcome back joke which I think is applicable to Thanksgiving, if not, I'm sorry that I'm a racist.
Did you hear about the Native American Indian who drank 1000 cups of tea?
He drowned in his tea-pee!
You're welcome Videogumland
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Do they actually say 'Native American Indian' in whatever backwards country you're from? I bet you say 'ATM machine' too, you redundant freak of nature.
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We also say 'e-bully' and 'hurt feelings'.
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I'm sorry, jawbone, I was just kidding! :(
I am in rage mode, I have to listen to classic rock coming out of the open cubicle next to me for the rest of the day. I will sing you "Hurt Feelings" next time you are in NYC as reparation.
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get back to work you slacker!
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here is an e-tissue and an iBandaid.
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I have a pretty good feeling that cat is actually scared to death.
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This makes you feel good because...?
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Sorry, poor choice of adjective. Strong or confident feeling, not good feeling... The cat is adorable.
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That cat was delicious.
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how did they make a cat that small??? ahh!!
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LOLZ! Zing-on-a-zing-tastic! That's Monsters' Ball-worthy.
Grrr---won't let me log in! I'm NOT anonymous!
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That kitten was trying to kill that person. A big cat will bring down its prey and either crush the spinal cord with a bite to the neck or, as this kitten was doing, hold the animal with its front claws while gutting it with the rear claws. But that kitten couldn't kill that person because it is just a small kitten. A small frustrated kitten.
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As eye-wateringly adorable as this, I think it's more like "Nahhh you mouse! I scratch out your entrails!!"- This cat
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BECAUSE I AM THE WETTEST BLANKET THERE IS
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I'm the weterer blanket. I hope that owner remembers this in a year when that cat is ruining everything of value with toxic cat piss and shredding everything it can't pee on. I'd say cats are lame but domesticating animals is just dumb--unless they're food. Good day!
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Oh my God... I think this just overloaded my cute receptors... I will never find anything else cute again EVER!!! Thanks a lot Gabe! =/
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JAZZ HANDZ
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NnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNN!
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