Operation Watch This: Ashton Kutcher Erotic Fan Fiction • "7th grader Melissa Bell gives a tender account of meeting Ashton Kutcher at a school dance." Self-insertion slash fiction is always best when it is written by children.
Posted at 2:15 PM in Cute As Balls, Fan Art
Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Children | Sex
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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Oh wow. I saw this story (written, not read) on a blog months ago. Think I even had it bookmarked for a while.
It's even better hearing it dramatized. My favorite part is the constant search for new adjectives to replace "said".
Score = 8
It's from McSweeney's, ages ago. I recognized it right away from the title and was worried it was a ripoff at first: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/2/7wayne.html
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If by adjectives, you mean verbs, then Lots of Love, because you're so right! KIDZ 2DAY!
/sorry
=)
Score = 7
i can't believe this, she stole that from me and all she did was replace Asthon Kuther with John Goodman, I'm so mad right now.
Score = 13
shit i put the names in the wrong order, i was quite the silly goose when i made that blunder
Score = 6
Duck puns belong in the other thread, mister.
Score = 2
This isn't fiction. I was that Earth Science teacher. I saw how important this was to Melissia and Ashton, and I'd be damned if I were to let the 12-inch rule supersede true love!
Score = 14
I am British. What is "Earth Science"?
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http://tinyurl.com/knwyvg
Score = 7
In the United Kingdom, "context clues" are called "biscuits."
Score = 11
The only thing weirder than John Hodgman in drag is John Hodgman in 13 year-old girl drag.
Score = 3
Do I have to go to jail now?
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The period line made me laugh, feel for the girl, and make me feel like a monster simultaneously. I don't even know what to say. I assume this was fake because it was on comedy central, but it does make me think. I spend far too much time watching goofy people do vlogs on youtube and selfishly laugh at their misfortune. Is this a victimless crime as I convince myself, or am I contributing to their misery which causes them to vlog in the first place. Back and forth forever.
Score = 6
The keywords for this post made me Lots of Love at first, but now that I think about it... :( (but a Little of Loves as well still)
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As someone who used to read a lot of fan fiction (forgive me, I was but a child), I could tell from the start this was not real. She was too self-aware of her Mary Sue-ness.
Score = 5
So is this the new Twilight?
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