Maru Is The Dan Cortese Of Cats • EXTREME!
Posted at 12:30 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Cats | Maru | X-Games
November 9, 2009
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What is that damn music in the video? It was harshing my AWWs!
Score = 5
Ha, i didnt watch with sound, but the video just happened to start exactly as The Look of Love by ABC started playing on my ipod. Scary perfect.
Score = 4
Maru is no Winston.
Score = 6
Wow. I just realized that random people's pets are famous. While I sit in a cubicle and watch them. People's pets!
I just made myself sad.
Score = 16
The funniest parts are when he messes up!
Score = 2
even amazing eXXXtreme CAThletes like maru eat it sometimes. kinda reassuring, right?
Score = 0
maru is the king of all cats.
Score = 6
We're avatar buddies.
Score = 5
These videos disturb me because they are just encouraging the stereotype that I just made up that all Japanese cats are klutzes.
Score = 4
It feels like just yesterday that Maru was hitting cleanup for the Away-boys in the MTV 5th Annual Rock n' Jock Softball Challenge, with coach Tom Arnold.
Score = 7
I think one of the monsters needs to telestrate this video Jon Madden style. BOOM!
Score = 0
There should be a cat edition of Wipe Out. I'll bet on Maru.
Score = 1
Oh, SORRY, Gabe. Ya slept on THIS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAyiRp9LJnA
You can all thank me later.
Score = 1
And this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gtfbsNHxh8
Sorry, but you opened up the funny cat video pandora box here. You get what you meme for. Or something.
Score = 0
"Parkour is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment." -Maru
Score = 4
Maru is the bestest cat of all the internet cats.
Score = 1
Needs more ground-level, fisheye-lens skate video shots. But otherwise this is perfect.
Score = 0
i just love this chubby little cat so much. i don't even really like cats very much but i would pay real solid cash money to own this one.
Score = 0