Kids Just Feel Michael Jackson So, So Hard The Darndest Things
Now THAT is how you hold a seance.
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Cute As Balls
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November 13, 2009
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Cute!
Score = 2
Now that's some paranormal activi-TEE-HEE!
Score = 8
In all fairness to the kid, that is a powerful song.
Score = 16
Man, look at that kid's attention whore sister at the one-minute mark. She just doesn't get it. You gotta FEEL it!
Score = 13
I dunno. He seems to be shaking his head no. Beating something away.
Score = 3
Cute as balls? Definitely. But it would probably be a smart idea to get that kid checked for autism. Maybe early Parkinson's too.
Score = 8
Clearly, you've never been compelled by the power of Jackson!!!
Score = 14
I know it shouldn't influence me, but your avatar makes pretty much everything funnier as my inner monologue reflexively reads your comments with Kenny Powers' drawl.
This comment in particular could easily have come from his mouth...
Score = 0
Does any one else feel that the pop up comments on you tube are ruining it?
Score = 16
Totally
Score = 5
It is annoying but the one exception would be the video from yesterday with the 12 year old girl who can't stop sneezing. Whoever uploaded it put a little meter on the top of the screen that counted the sneezes...
Score = 8
Luckily MJ is dead so he can't be feeling HIM back. EY OH!
Score = 7
if only i could be moved as powerfully as this
but alack i am an old and bitter man, crushed by the weight of the world.
Score = 7
I'm scared for the first time he hears Smooth Criminal
Score = 6
or for when he finds out there are speakers that make things sound good (and are not attached to laptops)
Score = 6
if you put shades on him and sit him in front of a piano it becomes a completely different thing
Score = 20
I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I choked on my soup, but when I came back and re-read the title, it was much better than I initially thought (choked on).
Score = 0
That's not a euphemism
I was eating soup
Score = 2
Apparently Michael Jackson still has the ability to touch little boys from beyond the grave.
Score = 2
I'm shocked by the number of gay jokes in the YouTube comments. Gay jokes about a two year-old. Listening to music. I know YouTube is the last place on the internet to find insightful commentary (we all know, since forever), but is this really what some people are bringing to the table? Tossed-off remarks about a toddler's sexuality? Yikes. Everyone on YouTube is twelve.
Score = 10
(This seems like the perfect time to try [again] to make the comment I found on the sneezing video a trend:) "Virgin!"
Score = 4
Guys, this is really cute and all, but can this be the last Michael Jackson thing we see ever? I get it, he was super popular and now he's dead, but c'mon son!
Score = -6
This is one youtube video where the comments are guaranteed to be golden (and by golden I mean extra terrible)
dnllci says: "a future gay" /endquote
Score = 2
This is another one that's pretty awesome to mute and watch while playing different music. I recommend the "Sanford and Son" theme song.
Score = 7
I was listening to Imperial Teen. The effect was a little confusing/hilarious.
Score = 0
It looks like this kid also just went to the dentist.
Score = 5
wait 'til he tries Michael's Jesus juice.
Score = -4
This is WAY cuter than flying away in hot air ufo.
Score = 1