Kids Eat Their Pets The Darndest Things
This little girl's parents are really shooting the moon in their efforts to make the cover of this month's Negligent Parent Magazine. Not only do they imply that they have raised their child to gleefully eat her pets, but they publicly use her full name. One can only hope that Bailey Michelle's future political career is not ruined by this incendiary video. BAILEY MICHELE FOR PRESIDENT OF WATERWORLD, 2032! (Via TheDailyWhat.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Awww | Children | Pets
well, when this girl becomes a serial killer, at least she'll be the cutest one!
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i thought cajun meant black?
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See, now I never know when you're being serious.
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kanye's currently working on the remix.
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kanye's currently working on the remix.
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and woozefa's currently working on double posts.
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"Nom nom nom" will never be the same.
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+ Nodding while smiling will never be the same.
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Oh man this really stinks. I'm from Louisiana this makes me feel terrible. I don't want to be associated with this or represented by this. I promise I don't know anyone like those parents. I'm not stupid.
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As a Louisianian, I never fail to be disappointed that we have become a self fulfilling cliche.
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im from louisiana, and i know tons of people, cajun and otherwise, exactly like this. hell, at least she's talking about eating rabbit and not eating squirrel or possum.
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At least they're not buying her marshmallows.
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I wish kanye had interrupted that too.
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Kanye West doesn't care about Cajun people.
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Given the number of editis, it looks like this 80 second video probably took about 15 hours to make. The poor kid has no idea what she's even saying. Her awesome parents probably going to make her do a birther video after this one.
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It's a bunny! How cajun could she be? Now if she ate her pet gator or something THAT would be cajun.
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When she's the executive chef at K-Paul's in 30 years, you'll be saying: "But have you TRIED her Scrabbles the Rabbit Gumbo? Have you even tasted her Cajun Jerk Goldfish??" Just sayin. She could have a show on the food network. She'll kick it up a notch with the extra basil she uses to make Fluffy Fillet's more palatable. She might one day be the third Louisiana chef I actually know about and for whom I can work in a reference when I'm posting comments at the videogum on the internets at the old folks home of the future.
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Ventura Sheehan Perot Paul Nader McKinney Kucinich Kaptur Gravel Gonzalez Clemente Choate Carter Baldwin Anderson
Israel-first dual-nationals of AIPAC
Willful major media disinformation
Federal Reserve scam
Anthrax intimidation
9/11 sham
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What are you?
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Charlie Sheen, is that you?
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Oh man, my niece's name is Bailey. Looks like I'll be hiding my sheer terror whenever she is around for the rest of my life. Thanks Gabe, I really appreciate it.
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You'll be fine. That is, until the day you wake up to find her hovering over your bed with a creepy smile and a fork, muttering "I'm a Cajun girl".
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I'll admit to being slightly disappointed that she didn't actually eat her rabbit on camera. Talk about a cock tease.
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maybe it's because I come from a dirty third world country that hates your freedom, but I did that as a child too, you play with the chicken or duck during the day and the next day you realize they're no longer there, they're in your belly. NOM NOM NOM. I just wasn't youtube cute, because of the aforementioned browness.
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Are you kidding? White America loves them some brown children. It's once you hit your teens that you start getting second looks at nicer establishments.
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...aaaaand cue 20 years later when Samuel L. Jackson is chaining her to a radiator and purifying her soul with the blues.
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