This Is A Video Of A Monkey Making Out With A Cat
This is a video of a monkey making out with a cat. So if you don't want to see a monkey making out with a cat, then don't watch this video. Or if you think, "surely he is kidding and this video is something other than a monkey making out with a cat," or even, "maybe there's a monkey making out with a cat for a little, but probably eventually the monkey stops making out with a cat and this becomes something else," you are mistaken. I am not kidding. The monkey does not stop. This does not become something else.
HEY YOU TWO, GET A ZOO!* (Via BuzzFeed.)
*John Quincy Adams: Gabe, look, I'm being honest with you, anything else would be disrespectful. I'm telling you, I'm preparing you, I suppose I'm explaining to you that the joke ahead of us is an exceptionally difficult one."
Gabe: We won't be going there alone.
John Quincy Adams: Alone? Indeed not, no we have right at our side, we have righteousness at our side. We have Mr Baldwin over there.....
Gabe: I meant my ancestors, I will call into the past, far back to the beginning of time and beg them to come and help me at the joke. I will reach back and draw them into me, and they must come, for at this moment I am the whole reason they have existed at all.
Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Cats | Monkeys | Sex | Zoo
I'm pretty sure someone has tried to make out with me like that before.
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JOHN QUINCY ADAMS is responsible for this? THAT BASTARDASS LAME DUCK president, I knew it!
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It's always the best jokes for which you apologize the most.
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No pussy jokes yet?
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That pussy really spanked that monkey!
You're welcome.
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NSFW!
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That monkey made out with a couple of Cocks in college (experimenting).
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How is this not via lindsayism?
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I think this is the video they show the monkeys at Roritor when making the "secret ingredient" that goes in Gleemonex.
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Thank you so much for making that reference.
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That footnote was really enjoyable. Good job, I'm sending you a fruit basket.
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Wow. Did you see the monkeys twitter update after this video?
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Brilliant BUT you missed a huge opportunity at a "multi-colored ass" joke.
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Very true, but I didn't want to get caught. My boss is a monkey and that would been like totally more awkward.
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That monkey's gonna get so many handjobs.
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If someone could add Keyboard Cat to the end of this, then I could take The Fabulous Baker Boys out of my NetFlix queue.
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The cat totally hates it.
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That is the most patient cat I have ever seen. My cat would have eaten that monkey 15 seconds in, no joke.
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That doesn't look at all consensual. Even though it would deny it, the cat was totally asking for it.
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the person filming it creeps me out. "Kitty kitty.... do you LOVE your kitty kitty?"
It's like somebody's mom hasn't been the same since the divorce.
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What kind of family owns a monkey?
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Hey, Monkey! NO MEANS NO
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Human sacrifice! Monkeys and cats! Making out! Mass hysteria!
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The internet is not only stranger than we suppose, it is stranger than we can suppose.
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Thats fuckin WISE, brah.
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