Little Girl Says Goodbye To George W. Bush The Only Way Her Parents Tell Her To Know How
Okay, blah blah blah disclaimer: coached-kid videos are usually the worst, but if The Landlord was okay, this little girl's farewell to George W. Bush is just fine. I totally expected it to be unoriginal, but I LOLd three times. It's kind of eerie how she seems to know what she's talking about (and at least seems to understand the Bush Doctrine better than Sarah Palin):
"He's my boooyfriend." (Kiss.) Ha! Man, I hope that video goes viral and George catches Jenna watching it on her laptop tomorrow morning and laughing. Because Jenna loves kids, see? It could happen!
Posted by Lindsay at 5:45 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | George W. Bush
Lindsay with all due respect you're using Mom Logic on this one.
This is three-hashed material at best, and the kid's just cute enough to make it all mediocre.
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Amelie jr would behead this chick with cuteness.
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Amelie jr will always win!
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love.
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...the darndest things.
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Awe, she sad he's my boyfriend without any hint of sarcasm! I think that's a videogum 1st or second (or whatever)
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Barack Obama is America's boyfriend! Smooch! Hopefully I'll never mean that in a mean way.
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The only way kids are funny is if they're saying fuck-words, like the kid in Role Models. Man, kids swearing just BLOWS MY MIND.
So much for sincerity, Selena.
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Wubdub you are my boyfriend! (or girlfriend) ... Kisses! Wait, what's a
Fuck-word?
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That Role Models kid was fucking awesome.
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Very Sad The Mother Should Be Ashamed Of Herself.
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verry disrespectful distasteful ugly way to use children!!! I wonder how else you brainwash your child HMMMMM
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Ugh. Lame and unethical!
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PARENTS YOU ARE TEACHING YOUR CHILD TO BE AS DISRESPECTFUL,AND DISTASTEFUL AS YOU ARE. YOUR A SHAME AND NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
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Shame on you mom. All I can say is I wonder if anyone you knew, maybe you daughters father, grandpa, brother, etc.... were in one of the Trade Centers wondering whether to jump or burn to death. Just think of the mom's and daughters that were on the planes that crashed and now can't watch your video exploiting your daughter. Boy, some people will do anything for just five minutes of so called fame.
Hope some day your daughter tells you off for making her do this.
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Thats why people like you should have your child taken away
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Haha all these angry commenters are totally one person who saw this on Fox News. SHE IS TOTES SCARRED FOR LIFE FOR MAKING A HARMLESS VIDEO! I AM ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL THAT I IGNORE EVERYTHING THAT IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT! SOMETHING ABOUT 9/11 AND PEOPLE DYING THAT IS TOTALLY UNRELATED! WHY AM I YELLING SO MUCH! SHAME SHAME!!!!111!1!
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Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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