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May 26, 2009

Let's Paint, Exercise, And Treat This Week Like A Gerbil Does A Pencil

Did you guys have a nice long weekend? Me too. Oh man, long weekends are great. Every weekend should be four days long. It just makes sense. But now we are back, and it is time to get serious. Let's treat this week like this hamster is treating this pencil. GET IT IN US!

Demolished. Let's go!! (Thanks for the tip, Edith.)

P.S. Lindsay is out today and tomorrow. So there probably won't even be a Videogum by Thursday. Because it will be destroyed. By me.

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So stretchy! So happy!

Posted by: woohoo at 05/26/09 9:59 AM | Reply
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So stretchy! So happy!

Posted by: woohoo at 05/26/09 10:01 AM | Reply
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So stretchy! So happy!

Posted by: woohoo at 05/26/09 10:05 AM | Reply
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How happy? How stretchy?

Posted by: Qualify this please. at 05/26/09 10:23 AM | Reply
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3 stretchy. 3 happy.

Posted by: Quantifier at 05/26/09 10:32 AM | Reply
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Appreciated.

Posted by: Satisfied at 05/26/09 11:00 AM | Reply
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Bubbles

Is that hamster deepthroating the pencil? It must be the Jenna Jameson of the hamster world!

Posted by: Bubbles profile link at 05/26/09 11:05 AM | Reply
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booferama

This one time, at hamster camp, I stuck a pencil in my cheek pouch.

Posted by: booferama profile link at 05/26/09 11:06 AM | Reply
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Chris Praley

I tried that once. There's a hole through my cheek now.

Posted by: Chris profile link at 05/26/09 7:56 PM | Reply
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