It's a baby who can correctly identify states on a map. But more importantly, it's the introduction of something called THE SMARTYPANTS DANCE:
My Trivial Pursuit (drinking) game nights will never be the same. (Via Urlesque.)
Posted by Lindsay at 3:30 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Babies
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This day has been FULL of Double Dog possibilities. Lindsay should definitely do the Smarty Pants Dance on Jeopardy.
"I'll take LOL Cats, FTW, Alex."
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This is a scam. Father audio is overdubbed. Baby is actually stupid.
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I believe this is real. I also believe it's a nightmare.
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I can live without physics, but I can't live without precocious dancing babies.
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If she goes to my old elementary school, she'd get a free pancake breakfast for those state-finding skills. Now THAT is something to truly smartypants dance about.
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But will she still be able to do the smartypants dance after she develops diabeetus from eating too much pancake syrup and has to have her foot cut off?
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I will rehearse this weekend. I will debut my Smartypants Dance at work on Monday.
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Why is that dog so frigging smart?!
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I'm insulted at her nonchalance about finding Oregon. Fucking racist baby.
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I saw this on AFV. AFV, dawg! W00T-W00T TOM BERGERON IN DA HOUSE!!!
They have a really cute one on their site about a baby that won't shut up about her day even though she can't quite form words yet.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/afv/index?pn=player&itemId=5587046
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