Henry, the little red-headed dancing boy whose moves are slightly disturbing in their similarity to those of grown adult dancers in clubs is, predictably, back. And he's gotten even better! Henry does techno:
Don't miss the pug at 1:19!
Posted by Lindsay at 12:00 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Dancing | Kids
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What's up with the odd length of his pants? He's really great, but I don't understand the pants.
Score = 0
Relax TechnoTailor.
Someone should introduce this kid to tecktonik.
Score = 12
Sometimes I rue the day I ever started pushing that shit. Well Gabe said it, but then I had to get all technojeremy with it instead of just relaxing. Now it's a technomonster.
TechnoTailor was sophisticated usage though, lol. I wonder how many people will understand this comment, it's like the language of a crazy person.
Score = 11
They're culottes. You know--for kids!
Score = 7
I do believe those are "manpris".
Score = 5
Relax TecnoHenry.
I dont know what that means but if felt like the right time to say it.
Score = 14
The pugs his trainer. He was just checking to make sure his footing was correct.
Seriously though, this kid's parents could have taught him five foreign languages in the amount of time it must have spent for him to learn to dance like this.
Score = 10
That pug was doing his impression of any right thinking individual walking into a club and seeing people dance like that. He walks in, does a turn around the club to see how long the wait is at the bar and then walks out.
Score = 8
The enthusiasm that he smacks his ass with is frightening. Kid is definitely going to be a sadomasochist as an adult.
Score = 7
He was punishing himself for losing his footing. Self-discipline!
Score = 4
Wow. Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Score = 20
I'm willing to speculate that 15 years from now, comments will be made on this very site about how unfunny Henry was hosting SNL.
Score = 5
wow those Dancing Baby animators are getting really good.
Score = 7
You are not helping me to get this song out of my head, Gabe. It has been in there, in my head, for weeks. Shitting on me with the boom boom.
Score = 2
I like the Smooth Criminal moves at the end.
Score = 2
Britches like that are excusable on a little kid. However they are all the rage on grown ass men here in Czech Republic and I suspect a wide swath of Europe. So maybe the kid is just ahead (or behind depending on how you see it) the curve.
Score = 3
Britches like that are excusable on a little kid. However they are all the rage on grown ass men here in Czech Republic and I suspect a wide swath of Europe. So maybe the kid is just ahead (or behind depending on how you see it) the curve.
Score = 1
Not excusable. Nor is the term "britches", unless you are 78 years old.
Score = 7
I like how the adult in charge made sure to use an unedited version for their child to shake freakily to. Parenting!
Score = 6
Henry needs some glow sticks.
Score = 1
I know it's been said before, but kid's ripped.
Score = 3
that pug is a service dog. He helps people that suffer from epileptic fits. That kid has got that poor pugs shit all fu**ed up.
Score = 2