The Sydney Zoo just got a new baby pygmy hippo. I think it was actually willed into existence by that little French girl's story. Cute recognize cute.
For the record, Lindsay does not have the market cornered on HAVING A HUMAN HEART.
Posted by Gabe at 12:00 PM in Cute As Balls
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Hahaha, I was totes thinking 'Lindsay definitely posted this' before i scrolled down just that little bit right below the video.
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The bucket bit was the cutest. I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!!! I just came.
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I just pictured this hippo dressed up in a a baby-sized princess costume (full disclosure: I am really high on angel dust) and my heart literally exploded. Call 911.
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i'll just pretend that christian is a baby dinosaur... it will fulfill my childhood dreams of willing the characters from the land before time into existence.
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He has TWO separate basins of water of different colors? Is that a necessity or a luxury? One's totally his pre-soak basin.
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