The Sydney Zoo just got a new baby pygmy hippo. I think it was actually willed into existence by that little French girl's story. Cute recognize cute.
For the record, Lindsay does not have the market cornered on HAVING A HUMAN HEART.
Posted by Gabe at 12:00 PM in Cute As Balls
Tags: Awww | Baby Hippos
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Unbelievable. You think it's "cute as balls" now, wait about 5 or 6 years down the road when it is a savage, ravenous monster, eating everything in it's path. Hippos: not to be taken lightly. Your children aren't safe. Note: He's only sniffing those humans to memorize their scent when he goes on his killing spree. He'll be back...
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Hahaha, I was totes thinking 'Lindsay definitely posted this' before i scrolled down just that little bit right below the video.
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The bucket bit was the cutest. I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!!! I just came.
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I just pictured this hippo dressed up in a a baby-sized princess costume (full disclosure: I am really high on angel dust) and my heart literally exploded. Call 911.
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i'll just pretend that christian is a baby dinosaur... it will fulfill my childhood dreams of willing the characters from the land before time into existence.
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He has TWO separate basins of water of different colors? Is that a necessity or a luxury? One's totally his pre-soak basin.
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