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November 6, 2008

This Little Girl Will One Day Rule Us All

A tipster sent this video the other day, titling it, appropriately, "Amelie, Jr." But the election was so exciting that I forgot about cute kids for a few days. I fear this little girl's parents might get icky about the amount of fame she's currently enjoying on the internet and take it down, so watch her weave her magical tales while you can:

It's cute because she's French, and it's cute because she's a fucking genius. I can't wait until she starts putting together elaborate, personal, and heartbreakingly delightful pranks on the citizens of Paris! (Thanks for the tip, Bob!)

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I PEE GOLD

HAHAHA, French people are the bestzies

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 11/06/08 4:25 PM | Reply
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*dies of cuteness*

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 11/06/08 4:25 PM | Reply
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That warms the cockles of even the darkest of hearts

Posted by: Abacus Finch at 11/06/08 4:31 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

AWWWWWWWWWWWW,
The subtitles do not even do this little girl justice. :)

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 11/06/08 4:32 PM | Reply
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Goddamn, she's cute!

Posted by: Rezpect profile link at 11/06/08 4:45 PM | Reply
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GMoney

You used the subtitles? I used my Eddie Izzard... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY

Le singe est sur la branche!

Posted by: GMoney profile link at 11/06/08 4:49 PM | Reply
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Kevin

This is the cutest little girl ever. Her parents have like a million videos of her on vimeo too, apparently. Can Obama pick her as Secretary of Cuteness?

Posted by: Kevin profile link at 11/06/08 4:54 PM | Reply
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This is my new "I'm depressed and need something to cheer me up" video.
I've just replaced the live puppy feed!

Posted by: radioactive rabbit profile link at 11/06/08 5:37 PM | Reply
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Becca

this kid has a darkish imagination... still cute though.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 11/06/08 5:49 PM | Reply
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Jeb

boxes of animals who are poor ... is my new band name.

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 11/06/08 6:13 PM | Reply
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nice jeb

Posted by: David profile link at 11/06/08 6:15 PM | Reply
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Ballroom Pink

Chicken box. How cute! And those eyes don't seem to be real. I want to move to France now and have children who will speak French. (I almost majored in it but gave up.)
I don't know if kids I know wouldn't tell a tale like that, but it wouldn't be half as cute, because they wouldn't tell it in French.

Posted by: Ballroom Pink profile link at 11/06/08 7:02 PM | Reply
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That was fantastic...the only thing that could make it better would be the camera turning round and you see she's been talking to Carla Bruni.

Posted by: Mary Mouse at 11/06/08 7:05 PM | Reply
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She is very cute, but NOTHING can replace the live puppy feed.

Posted by: Bananza at 11/06/08 10:03 PM | Reply
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Becca

i love this, but not because it's cute, but because, i too, am allergic to magic - and to proper usage of commas.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 11/07/08 6:24 AM | Reply
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ADORABLE!

Posted by: Kate at 11/07/08 3:09 PM | Reply
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icanread

True story: This morning I was woken up by a phone call from my parents telling me my childhood dog had died. This video is exactly what I needed today. Thanks Videogum. For reals.

Posted by: icanread profile link at 11/08/08 3:42 PM | Reply
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When cloning's legit and cheap, I'm ordering one of her.

Posted by: unidisco at 11/11/08 6:54 PM | Reply
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the most beautiful one is "four"

Posted by: Mariana at 11/13/08 8:29 AM | Reply
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Isn't that the plot to The Last Battle, the last book in the Chronicles of Narnia series?

Posted by: thrillya at 11/13/08 11:21 AM | Reply
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I'm studing french and i can't speak like her!
He es very younger and she is realy WOW!

Posted by: Lucem.lunaE at 11/13/08 6:18 PM | Reply
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J. K. Rowling eat your heart out!

Posted by: Erica Rangel at 11/14/08 12:35 PM | Reply
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I like it a lott !!!
Thank you

Posted by: Roxana Becerra at 11/15/08 12:20 PM | Reply
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Damn, hot bitch!

Posted by: Pedo at 11/17/08 11:11 AM | Reply
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This makes me happy!

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