Adorable Wittle Hamster Falls Asweep (NSFW!!)
This video of a hamster that just can't keep its eyes open is truly adorable, but there are a couple distractions from the cuteness that explain why it's gotten over 100k views in four days (because it's funny!), and bring a whole new literal meaning to our house cute tag, "Cute As Balls." (This actually is probably safe for work anywhere cute animal videos are safe for work.) Pillows!:
That hamster should have a little baby tee that says "My Eyes Are Up Here." (Representative example of hundreds of YouTube comments: "You can see his balls from Google Earth.")
Posted by Lindsay at 11:00 AM in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
Tags: Balls | Hamster | Hamsters
Maybe that's where he stores food for the winter.
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Also, that poor hamster can't wear skinny jeans cause his knots don't fit.
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Haha...Balls and Cute as Balls.
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They look like they make a good pillow.
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I've never had a pet hamster. Is this a normal thing for them to have, or is this really an adorable video of a horrible medical condition?
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"full male"/unaltered rodents have HUGE balls. actually, if you are not versed in sexing wildlife in general, you find a bit of confusion over the proportional difference between human genitalia and that of say, a female squirrel-- unrecognizably different in size and appearance.
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It is totally normal. Here is a true story:
I worked at a pet store that sold hamsters. One day two little kids came running up to me all "OMG that hamster is giving BIRTH!!!" This was serious because if you let a hamster give birth in a cage of other hamsters, they will undoubtedly devour the babies in a really horrific little bloody limbs everywhere massacre. Even the mom will feast. What was in the cage was not, in fact, a female hamster having babies, but a male hamster sitting on his big ol’ balls, just like the one in this video. I told the kids the hamster was not having babies, but they kept pointing furiously at his balls insisting that they were babies. I told them it was impossible, the hamster was a boy, but they kept asking, "Then what are THOSE???" I told them to ask their mother and went back to cleaning fish tanks.
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Stephen Colbertster.
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That thing's got some huge testes.
just sayin'.
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those are some benjamin buttons shits..
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He doesnt need a baby tee he needs a mini jock strap
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"These balls are making me testy"
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I have two boy pet ratties, so rodent balls are old news to me. I did once have a friend suggest to me though that one of the rats had a strange, tumour like growth on it.
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