Welcome To My Nightmares, Smokey The Bear

I'm told this 1970s PSA starring Joanna Cassidy, who was apparently some sort of sex symbol in the '70s, gave nightmares to every child who saw it, but I hadn't seen it until now. You'll go from "Why is she talking like that? Why isn't she moving any parts of her face other than her mouth? Did they have Botox back then?" to "OMG Ahhhh!" in just 30 seconds:

Also, of course: it's funny if you pretend she's talking about her vagina in the beginning, but that doesn't even need to be pointed out in 2009. Duh. Any person who says "I know a place..." in a "sexy" voice is definitely talking about their own bathing suit area. What wonderful times we live in now.

Posted by Lindsay at 11:30 AM in Creepy, PSAs
Tags: Joanna Cassidy | Smokey The Bear

7 Comments

Posted by: Kenny Powers at 06/05/09 12:35 PM | Reply
Score = 14

Adorable.
"Where's my free Root Beer Float?"

Posted by: KW  in reply to Kenny Powers's comment at 06/05/09 12:47 PM | Reply
Score = 4

This video scarred Masturbating Bear for minutes.

Posted by: booferama at 06/05/09 1:15 PM | Reply
Score = 3

when it transitions to the bear I lose my shit every time. hilarious.

Posted by: Max the King of All Wild Things at 06/05/09 1:20 PM | Reply
Score = 3

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl at 06/05/09 2:08 PM | Reply
Score = 0

Christ, the fursuits had gone meta before we were even aware of their existence.

Posted by: Elliot at 06/05/09 2:32 PM | Reply
Score = 1

There's one that's orders of magnitude more scarring at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcrbpMNvTs

YOU CAN SEE HER FACE FOLD IN ON ITSELF AND HER TEETH ARE JUST THERE FUCK

Posted by: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder at 06/05/09 4:15 PM | Reply
Score = 0