AHHHH! Stop doing that! I hate it! Your face is ugly when you do that to it! If you have to do that with your face, do it on your farm. (Via EverythingIsTerrible.)
UPDATE: EverythingIsTerrible's YouTube account has been suspended. Yikes! Boo!
Posted by Gabe at 1:00 PM in Creepy
Tags: Faces Of Death
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dat is scary i don liek it. im eattin trix!
Score = 11
at your age, gabe, you should be able to do this just fine.
Score = 7
Ouch, Zing, and BURN!
Score = 0
Oh no! Now some poor kid is going to accidentally confuse this with the Malcolm Jamal Warner video! Hopefully when they get to the party and start doing this with their faces-all the kids will just start doing it too!
Score = 7
If I wanted to have nightmares, I would have done something morally corrupt and subsequently tortured by Jigsaw. Can we avoid posts like this from now on??
Score = 5
If I wanted to have nightmares, I'd rewatch Major Lazer's Pon de Floor. Now I'm going to have a really screwed up ultra nightmare that combines both of these videos. Yes, I only dream about videogum videos.
Score = 2
Great - the phone is already ringing. Now I'm going to die in seven days.
Score = 8
Ew! What did I just watch? We need a cute animal video stat!
Score = 8
Was that last guy's eye sliding off his face?!
Score = 4
Why are roosters always anthropomorphized as black people?
Score = 1
Was Foghorn Leghorn supposed to be black?
Score = 0
Crows. Not roosters. Hence racist sayings like, "That dumb crow, Malcolm Jamal-Warner, made my quarter disappear!"
Heckle and Jeckle are a good example. (Geez I hope that "crow" isn't really a racist term cos I am NOT a racist. ... I got the heebies just typing that stuff! Help I'm white!)
Score = 6
Don't Shroom and Internet.
Score = 2
Messing with the faces of catatonic people is wrong and i'm against it no matter how much fun it may look.
Score = 6
If they're not careful it's gonna get stuck like that
Score = 8
I started to follow along, y'know, for laughs? For magic laughs? ... And then I noticed that that one woman wore rubber cleaning gloves to go inside her mouth! GAHHHH! Gross!
Wrinkle Face > All The Things I've Touched Today Go Inside My Mouth
Score = 4
i could tell this was going to be unpleasant right off the bat. that first lady's teeth & eyes seemed somehow wrong. did anyone else get a incredibly strange feeling from her?
Score = 0
I just realized that 35% of my nightmares are Videogum-related. This is definitely going to up the percentage.
Thanks, Nightmaregum!
Score = 7
this is terrible, but feel free to use as your pic if you want.
Score = 17
oops that is only looping once. was supposed to loop forever. if you want the fixed one, it's here: http://i25.tinypic.com/aaizdl.gif
Score = 2
great job on making that btw. You deserve accolades
Score = 1
I feel that this video represents a typical Sunday afternoon spent at the Sedaris compound.
Score = 0
It's peopleputtingtheirfingersintheirmouthsgum today. (check out the screenshot for each of the last three posts). T-Mobile blew your streak, Gabe. T-mobile really is for assholes.
Score = 1
No video. In fact, I think all of EiT's videos just got pulled. :( This has happened before, I think.
Score = -1
Suspended!? Now none of my vague associates on Facebook will be able to watch that scarf video I embedded!
Score = 1
Suspended!? Now none of my vague associates on Facebook will be able to watch that scarf video I embedded!
Score = -1