I don't even have to say anything here because this screengrab is IRRESISTABLE:
It's kind of a "Greatest Death Rattles," if you will, for this video for BodyFlex breathing exercises, in case you wanted your neighbors to call the homicide unit to your home. I think it's probably a sham. (Via the wonderful everythingisterrible.)
Posted by Lindsay at 11:33 AM in Creepy
Tags: Exercise
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you're late to the game on this one Lindsay.
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This isnt a sham, I've seen this woman on her infomercial. She claims to have lost over a hundred pounds with her no exercise, and has a sob story about being fat and depressed with three sons or something. I remember her only because everytime her infomercial comes on I marvel at her really bad face lift and the super soft focus lighting/lenswork- its like they smeared a tub of vaseline on the camera.
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Been There. Tried it. it hurts like a bitch.
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I kept waiting for Brendan Fraser to rush in screaming "ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN?!?!?!"
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