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January 5, 2009

Do You Like Skiing? Well, You'll LOVE Jesus!

If the EXTREME! guys from Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle drank too much vodka and Gatorade and became born again, they would be exactly like the stars of this "Extreme Faith" video. Yes, the guy in the beginning says funny words, but I implore you to watch the middle part, where a voice-over description of Jesus's grisly death set over slow motion extreme-ski-porn reaches the dizzying heights of comic absurdity:

And don't worry, guys: even if you don't know that guy, you'll see him on the powdery slopes of heaven. (Via everythingisterrible.)

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I don't know man, Jesus is an alright guy but every time we hang out a crowd forms and they murder him. It really bums me out.

Posted by: Jhon at 01/05/09 3:24 PM | Reply
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and dude keeps turning my Mountain Dew into blood. Bogus.

Posted by: apesofmath profile link in reply to Jhon's comment at 01/05/09 4:04 PM | Reply
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Wow, I had no idea Jesus was such a gnarly dude.

Posted by: Ashley at 01/05/09 9:40 PM | Reply
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is that enigma playing in the background?

Posted by: Johnny Mango at 01/20/09 4:41 AM | Reply
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