I can't decide who in this video is your boyfriend: the dude in the plaid shirt or the puppet that looks like a testicle, so let's just say you're two-timing them. Look away (from porn), kids!:
That is Rod and Todd Flanders' favorite music video. (Thanks for the tip, Cailyn!)
Posted by Lindsay at 4:00 PM in Children's Television, Creepy
Tags: Christians | Jesus
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Sorry Lindsay. Overalls and salmon-colored shirt is my boyfriend.
Score = 6
What the gumdrops, abstinence-only education made a music video.
Score = 0
This would make more sense if it weren't obvious that those two guys totally bone each other after they get off set.
Score = 5
all screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME! LOOK AWAY" while they do it.
Score = 4
I feel violated watching that now, at the age of 24. I guarantee I would have ambiguous molestation dreams for the rest of my life if I'd seen that as a child.
Like next they were all "Alright kids, let's get in our swimsuits! It's time to learn a fun hugging dance!"
I might be alone on this one. Maybe it's tapping into something repressed.
Score = 3
What if I told you this was from Quigley's Corner and I had this VHS?
WHAT THEN, SIR?
Score = 4
Mr. Overalls is getting a little touchy-feely with the little lion cub near the end...
*Later that night*
Overalls: (whispering into Lion Cub's ear) And you can be my special friend...
Lion Cub: I'm not sure this is the right thing to do Mr. Overalls.
Overalls: Shhhhh... Just look away.
Score = 7
I thought the exact same thing about hands-sy Mr. Overalls! I felt there was a silent plea in the lion cub's eyes as he looked at testicle puppet at the end there. "Don't look away, Testicle Puppet! Can't you see what's happening??"
Score = 5
This was actually one of my favorite shows when I was little...
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Oh snap! The Christians got their hands on Microsoft Songsmith!
Score = 3
Okay. Okay. But you can't deny the power of the lyricism. DON"T DENY IT.
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The puppets at 1:19 are your collected girlfriends. C'mon - even puppets aren't supposed to be THAT dead-in-the-eyes.
Score = 1
Your boyfriend was getting awfully friendly with that vaguely feline puppet.
Score = 0
I swear those puppets are staring right into my soul with their large plastic eyes... :(
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