I don't know what's creepier: all the crazy eyes here, the little girl, "all day and (looks at boyfriend)...night," or the line "I really do love my Biffy." Just what are all these women implying?:
You know what they say: "crazy in the head, crazy in the bid...-et." (SORRY.) (Thanks for the tip, Sean!)
Posted by Lindsay at 12:00 PM in Commercials, Creepy
Tags: Toilets
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Biffy the Stinkfinger Slayer
Score = -4
I'm glad half of these girls are using exercise machines. I don't think i'd buy a toilet that washes between your butt cheeks, if it didn't come with the recommendations of crazy girls exercising.
Score = 6
I suppose we're ushering in a new era where it's okay for women to talk about "mowing their lawns" "being nice to their beaver" and "freshening up" without shame. I for one am sickened.
Score = 5
PS: I hope you can read the sarcasm in that.
Score = 2
Water up the cootch does not sound pleasant.
Score = 0
I'd love to see the user manual, cause I bet it has a big reminder to not use the biffy after a poo without a thorough flush... otherwise you're just spraying poo water up in your whoha.
And the little girl?! What does she use it for? Barbie Fountain Pool?
Score = 4
Hmmm... Sounds like a great Cinco product to me!
Score = 3
What is this shit?
Score = -1
That just looks unsanitary. I get that it's spraying clean water on you, but...the dirty water is just falling down on the thing. Talk about bacterial smorgasbord.
Score = 0
Maybe I'm just wicked great, but toilet paper seems to do the trick for me.
Score = 5
Finally I can call someone a douche and mean it.
Score = 0
it really does look great. Who doesn't want a plastic hanger on their toiler? Totally worth $100. Think of all the snuggies you could buy with $100.
Score = 2
"My boyfriend is always complaining that I leave pubes and dingleberries all over the shower head-well no more thanks to Biffy!"
Score = -2
this was in vice magazine years ago, in the design issue http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n11/htdocs/ass.php
it made the cover, even!
Score = 0
My sphincter is yearning!!!!
Score = 1
IT LOOKS GREAT TOO!
Score = 2
NINETY-NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!
Score = 0
In the winter months using this thing would be like shooting yourself in the ass with an icicle and only for $100 dollars.
Score = 2
new invention: A FUCKING SHOWER- plz just clean your hoo-hoo in the shower, no short cuts plz
Score = 0