The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep
Tipster Caroline sent this in wondering "Is this real? Who actually needs something like this?" The best I can figure is that maybe women with VERY large boobs can't sleep on their sides because one boob crushes the other? Otherwise, I'm stumped. Either way, they think it's worth $55 to someone. I like the picture of the lady "posing" with her Kush. Is that for Facebook?:
Maybe a check of the YouTube comments will yield more information about this product:
Oops, no. Of course not. (Thanks for the tip, Caroline!)
Posted by Lindsay at 11:30 AM in Commercials
Tags: Boobs | Infomercials | Kush
Do you like the feeling of having a cock between your breasts but dislike the surly man attached? Then try the Kush. It's like a dildo for your chest.
I'm so sorry. I'll show myself out.
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I understand your plight.
Too.....many.....cheesy.....jokes.....must....resist...muah....
MORE KUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN!!!
Dammit.
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This is really a repackaged German dildo known as CHÖD.
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Hmm...am I a nude, mocha or ebony?
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where's the one for balls?
i don't have balls, but i assume there'd be similar physical incoveniences.
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The bigger problem for men is not sleeping on their balls.
It's a problem that comes with the turning of the seasons; as the spring leaves bloom, the birds begin chiriping, and the days become longer in the dog days of summer.
I refer, of course, to the pandemic known as 'Stickage'
If you could solve that problem, it'd be like inventing the wheel all over again.
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Goldbond?
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what's with the castlevania music?
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I dig the murder mystery dinner theatre music at the beginning.
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The penis acts as a somewhat effective kush.
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I don't know, it seems to me like having that in between my boobage would be more distracting than comfortable.
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There is just not enough sweat in my cleavage! Somebody, help!
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There is just not enough sweat in my cleavage! Somebody, help!
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$55 including shipping and handling? I'll ship your handle etc etc something smarter and more vulgar etc motorboating joke? etc.
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I like how the woman at the beginning is so uncomfortable, yet as soon as she tries the Kush, her face has this look of instant satisfaction.
Also, was the Kush always there on her bedside table? Why would she buy a $55.00 product, have it right beside her bed, and then forget to use it until her "breast pain" is too unbearable? Was she testing how far she would go before she would crack from the pressure to use the Kush?
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C cup or larger? Whoops, I'm out. It'll make a nice Christmas present though. Regift!
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"Here, Grandma. I know your boobies be rubbin' when you sleep. Merry Christmas!"
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I actually think my grandma would find it rather thoughtful. She's been watching a lot of Tyra lately so a newfangled boob separator is probably right up her alley.
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Just so you know, I'm using "a newfangled boob separator is probably right up her alley" as my new favorite euphemism. TWSS!
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Maybe she's uncomfortable because of that ridiculous restrictive lingerie. I don't know anyone who actually sleeps in stuff like that.
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What? You don't wear a corset to bed? Animal.
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It also dispenses lotion. So sorry.
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forward to girlfriend. DONE.
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You know, normally I would think this is a rediculous product that has no practical use. However, I happen to be a breastfeeding mom right now and I could see how this would make side sleeping more comfortable. But why not just roll up a washcloth and stick it between your tits? Why a fancy $55 boob pillow?
I'm totally going to try the rolled-up washcloth thing tonight, BTW.
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I can't get on board the hate train for this actually...as a woman who used to be large chested I did have to deal with this! Though I slept in bras, and really no one sleeps in those nighties not when you're that big. I solved my problem in a more drastic way though - I got a reduction (this being a factor in the decision not the sole reason...whatever it was the best thing I've ever done.)
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Why would you spend 55 dollars? Just use the Inanimate Carbon Rod.
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"Kush" is just begging to be a verb. "Dude, I kushed her." "You motherkusher!"
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Q: Demi Moore slept soundly becaaause?
A: Ashton Kushed her.
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Was I the only one who thought back to my freshman college roommate when I saw this? It was always "Afghan Kush this" and "OG Kush that" with that kid.
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Where are we supposed to keep our cell phones now?
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Sham-What.
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Mamm-Wow
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This might be for women w/ implants, to prevent the "uni-boob" that sometimes forms *shudder*.
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I am a large-breasted sidesleeper, and I have never once thought, "if only I had a tube to stick between my boobs." This was probably a failure of imagination on my part.
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"I said Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some Kush." - ZZ Top
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i think this woman is uncomfortable because she's wearing itchy-looking lingerie to bed, not because of her impressive rack. THIS IS NOT A REAL PROBLEM.
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A free alternative: sleep with your arm between 'em
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There were some adventurous mountaineers who searched Youtube for footage of the Hindu Kush, and came away very confused.
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"the perfect nighttime companion" doesn't go between your boobs, i'll tell you that much.
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I don't know much about boob friction when i sleep, but i do hate it when my bare knees touch at night. I wonder if i could use the kush between my legs
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OMG I thought I was the only one with this problem. I am always stealing blankets and and pillows from my husband's side of the bed to stick between my legs at night. Of course he hates this and constantly repeats the same lame joke about putting something better between my legs.
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Now I'm usually the first one to jump on board for hating ridiculous, single-purpose new inventions, but as a large-chested woman who sleeps on her side, I can honestly (embarrassedly?) say that when I read this headline I immediately thought, "Genius!" That being admitted, who in the world would pay $55 for that?! I'll come up with my own now that they've given me the idea for much, much cheaper!
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Kush or bra? Kush or bra?.....
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After reading this, last night was full of overthinking and awkwardness as a result of the effects of gravity. But then I used a pillow to ease my comfort and saved 55$ plus S&H
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I appreciate the pink border of the embeded video.
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It should just be called The Titie Fucker! I love how it even comes in a little naughty discrete holder.
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Personal motorboater, y'all!
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As a 34DDD (F), I honest to god sometimes use my arm for this purpose. It is actually a really pleasant feeling, but I'd rather buy a giant silicone cock and use it than pay 55 dollars to those assholes.
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Why are they assholes if you infact like their idea.
Yes $55 is a bit much, but please, if you dont have fake breasts, then really you cant comment.
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