It's all fun and games and the lessons we learned from Cameron Crowe's Singles until someone needs these tapes. Magnetize your dates with the secrets to Love, Sex, And Dating In The '90s:
I think I want "What a hunk!" "I'm in luuuv." to be my ringtone. Those are your parents and/or older siblings! (Thanks for the tip, Sarah!)
Posted by Lindsay at 5:15 PM in Commercials
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The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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I just had the strangest penguinist laugh for 1 minute and 8 seconds
SO funny
I'm sending it to all my friends who enjoyed Hip Rock.
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Aw... that's like The Pickup Artist's dad. It's kind of quaint-cute, but there are still plenty of reasons never to have anything sexual to do with it. Each generation gets worse. The Pickup Artist 3 will be a glove and some ether and The Pickup Artist 4 is just a five-pound weight tucked into a rag cap.
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'Mystery' approved!
"Hey, did you see that guy outside with the Hammer pants?"
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lol i thought it said "how to dick the right person." whoops!
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hahaha. i so wish that 'love expert' was ever a viable career option. hilarious
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dating in '08: "don't worry, baby, the doctor says hpv is common as a cold.'
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