KY Intense Is Scientifically Proven To Make Everyone A Little Uncomfortable
There are three new commercials for KY Intense, which is a gel that they say makes the female of even the most "reserved couples" [foghorn] so [quittin'-time-whistle] [Old Faithful geyser] that her folded socks blow right off her feet. Just another reason to fear watching prime time family hour TV with your parents or someone you're on a first date with.
Who doesn't fold their socks? Or at least try to? I understand ironing socks being a strange confession, but folding? Folding means rolling one into the other, right? I'm kind of obsessed with this. It's like saying "I make my bed every day. I do. I'm reserved." Anyway, orgasms:
I know the "long awkward silence" is so totally played out (somebody please tell Seth McFarlane!) but in this commercial, it's actually funny, maybe because of the awkward subject matter:
And they also made a caucasian one:
Oh yeah, and what is the significance of the geyser, KY people? This whole thing reminds me of a scene in an old black-and-white movie called The Naked Gun that I'll tell you about when you're a little older.
Posted by Lindsay at 5:45 PM in Ad Wizards, Commercials
Tags: KY
Combine this with that hedge trimmer for your ladyparts that we saw last week and you're all set.
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wen a promblem comes a long you must zippit. zippit good. LOL dats from austin powers dat docter evil is da best!!!1 one millon dollors LOL and den he s like threw me a frikkin bone here skott
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im on da twitter
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is it just me or is da cake eatur just the president of videogum now.
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So, am I to understand that the white lady farts when she has an orgasm?
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Watching prime time TV sounds like someone tore a page out of the first-date handbook that David Cross used to make fun of sometime last century. (I'm not complaining - I'm just reminiscing & applauding its use in this context.)
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I do find the geyser more appealing than the fog horn. White girl be fartin'
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It's also scientifically proven that when white women orgasm they fart.
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Maybe they mean socks with folded cuffs. That seems sort of reserved.
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Why not just use the Kool-Aid Man instead of the foghorn?
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Randall Park is hilarious. Might I suggest a Videogum Randall Park Promise?
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Seriously, I will pay someone to find out who "The Cake Eatur" is and make him stop! He's like a diabolical genius of infuriating non-sequiturs.
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1.) Asians are reserved, duh. DUH.
2.) Am I the only one who associates the foghorn sound effect with farts and not orgasms? UMMM.
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Did you read the previous comments. Obviously not.
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To the first two videos: She's a Cock-Asian. I'm Sorry.
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Did Videogum finally break the internets?
No posts for today- this can't be on purpose... how am I supposed to slack off?
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Why does she look so bored standing next to the geyser if it's supposed to be for her? Think Zestra does a much better job for the ladies.
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Why does she look so bored standing next to the geyser if it's supposed to be for her? I'll stick with my geyser free Zestra.
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