Fight Jane Seymour's Stupid Open Hearts Pendant • You know that annoying commercial where Jane Seymour says she wants her stupid weird-looking pendant to become "a universal symbol for hope and love"? Joe Mande has designed a competing universal symbol pendant, and if you know anyone who controls the means of pendant production, please make this happen: The Boner Farts Collection.
Posted at 4:15 PM in Commercials
Tags: Jane Seymour
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I saw that Jane Seymour commercial the other night, turned to my friends and said "it's a Zee, isn't it? That's a Zee. I've seen Zees before and they looked just like that... Zee."
The Boner Fart does not look like a Zee. Boner Fart ftw.
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I think it looks like an ass. But maybe that's just me?
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I think it looks like T&A (see Jessica Rabbit - or a Playboy mag from a top down or bottom up view...)
I am amused that they are selling jewelry that looks like T&A for a holiday where men try to get their hands on some T&A by buying their Sig O's presents....
T&A for T&A - good marketing Kay Jewelry!
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Totally agree with M's comments. I thought the same thing when i saw it.
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