Creepy Promo Demonstrates Toilet's Amazing Flushing Technology
Oh. My. God. This is a real promo for "The Quattro" toilet by St. Thomas Creations, demonstrating its ability to flush carrots, chess pieces, and many more things that were not gross until now:
Ahhh! While it's understandable that they would want to demonstrate their amazing flushing technology, did they have to execute this with such slowly, lovingly-shot takes? And did they choose that music for its similarity to the music in the Tom Cruise Scientology video? It looks like this has mostly only been on plumbing and home improvement sites, but maybe it's possible that whoever directed this had a sense of humor. Actually, they had to (hot dogs??) This is viral marketing at its best.
Posted by Lindsay at 12:30 PM in Commercials, Gross
Tags: Toilets
O goodness... watching this at my desk at work while i eat my lunch ftw. it just keeps getting weirder and weirder... i'm all like wow! Large Gummi Bears - 3 Lbs... that takes the cake! and then... 18 large hot dogs, surely this cannot be beat... but, then, how many colored numbers and letters? and then Golf balls? SRSLY!?! GLF BLLS!? the dog food was kind of a letdown though
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For those who poop Plastic Chess pieces, 4 complete game sets.
And the grapes really looked fucking gross just pre-flush.
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Why not corn, no wait! Ears of corn! Or candy bars!
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What the FUCK are these people eating that they can't get thru a normal flushing toilet?
I think the video def peaks with the hot dogs. *barf emoticon* (does that exist?)
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yea, but can it flush turds???
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SOLD!
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I think the city sanitation department had some angry words for this company after the making of this video.
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from the geniuses who brought you Will it Blend
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i was just thinking, "when will we see a Will It Flush" series on the YouTubez??
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That video could've gone on forever, and I would've watched it forever. Entrancing.
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I know, right? I want this to be my wallpaper - way better than fishtank or fireplace.
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Imagery I thought I'd never know.
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St. Thomas is so proud of the technology made in his name! And to think he was once known as the guy who might have been Jesus' twin. TRUMPED!
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That wasn't 18 hot dogs. I freeze-framed and counted only 10 or so. Those toilet pimpers are LIARS.
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That wasn't 18 hot dogs. I freeze-framed and counted only 10 or so. Those toilet pimpers are LIARS.
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geezo flips maureen, ocd much!
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Dear America, this is why the rest of the world gets pissed off at you sometimes.
I mean it could also be failure of financial markets causing a domino effect to other world economies and imperialistic military but flushing perfectly good food down the toilet don't help y'know?
Ah who am I kidding, I can't stay mad at you.
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Perfect for bulimics or families with very naughty children that flush everything...
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It cant believe it's come to this... sitting around watching a toilet flush. I actually watched it twice. OMG, I need a job.
Its a great toilet, but i think they should have the sides of it chrome, like manifolds on a hot-rod. They'd sell a sh*t-ton more. (yes, pun intended)
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