The Amazing Pets Commercial: The Dirty Mind Test That Everybody Fails
Whoever was charged with the task of creating this commercial for stuffed animal children's toys that lick and salivate on you when you pet them probably had a difficult job. But it's impossible to believe that nobody in this company had the most basic human degree of dirty-mindedness (or even just common sense) to speak up before it was created. Do you know how many people are involved in commercials? Probably a lot, and they can't all be Mormon:
My friend just now: "What year was this??"
Me: "Does it matter?"
It can't be that old, because Love 'N Licks pets are available at Sears. The official description:
When you pat their heads and rub their bellies, they respond to your love and attention by getting more and more excited. Their tails move faster, they kick their hind legs, and start to bark louder and louder. And when they are truly happy, they give you a big wet kiss!
This is what happens when we let Michael Jackson design toys.
Posted by Lindsay at 5:15 PM in Animals On Film, Commercials
Tags: Amazing Pets | Dogs
I want to fuck that dog.
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yea... i saw this commercial last year on nickelodeon while i was babysitting my 7 year old cousin... me and my boyfriend - CRACKING UP, EMBARRASSED... until we realized that the double entendre was completely over my cousin's head...
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I totally failed that test. Hard. Gross.
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So wet..
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i tried passing this test, i really did. but when it said 'you'll get so wet you need a raincoat'...EPIC FAIL
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"So wet you need a towel." Oh god, what is wrong with the toy industry?
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ohman, I can't even watch that ad when I'm eating. So grosssss!
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