This commercial for a German bank starts out all wholesome and normal and then, how should I say this: takes a turn for the Queen Elizabeth II giving Abraham Lincoln a bj. The Queen is gonna freak!:
Also "BonTrust." (It's funny if at first you think it says "BoneTrust.") (Thanks to Adam for the tip!)
Posted by Lindsay at 4:45 PM in Commercials
Tags: Abraham Lincoln | Banks | Money
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WTF, Germany.
Score = 8
i allways did wanted to see both of dem nakad!!
Score = 24
Of course you did.
Score = 1
Bone Thrust
Score = 11
Queen Elizabeth is a downright slut. On a related note, I have always imagined Abraham Lincoln's penis to be at least four inches longer than Kim Jong Il's, but that could just be my nationalism showing.
Score = 4
I think you are getting your Asian leaders confused. That's Mao Zedong.
Score = 5
Man I am retarded. Thank you.
Score = 4
Don't dismay, You must have just gotten confused because they look similar... Mao Zedong and Kim Jong Il, that is, not all Asian people; geeze guys, give me a break.
Score = 10
I liked how Mao Zedong was walking through the park with his hands folded behind his back. Why do I only see old Asian men doing that? Is that how they always look so wise?
Score = 15
if it weren't for Euros, Leonardo da Vinci would have been ALL OVER THAT SLUT.
Score = 4
i always suspected the queen was a slut but i thought abe was a log cabin republican. hmmn, bi-curious...
Score = 2
hey hey hey videogum readers -- she is a slut but Honest Abe can just knock up some one-night stand and get away scot free? I call shenanigans.
Score = 10
Great, now I feel all yucky. That sucked.
Score = 3
Thanks to Adam for just the tip.
Score = 1
Thanks to Sam for stealing my comment.
Score = 2
My good friend "folded up ten dollar bill Alexander Hamilton" could really benefit from finding this park. Before you ask, yes, that is his real name.
Score = 4
Thanks a lot Videogum/German bank dudes! Now I can never again say that I've never seen the queen going at it doggie style.
Score = 4
Stay classy, Bontrust Finance.
Score = 3
Oh right, cus of how Lincoln couldn't get enough of the ladies.
Oh, Germany. Currency fucking? Wow. Almost as bad as the cow stimulation post.
Traumagum.
Score = 2
I love the fact that it actually had sex sound effects. Hilarious
Score = 1
Rule 34
Score = 1
I still can't bring myself to call that a money shot.
Score = 6