The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Taylor Lautner And Robert Pattinson Kissing
Man, I know that it's never very cool when blogs complain about how boring the Internet is, because only boring blogs are bored, or whatever, but apparently the Lawnmower Man has already left on vacation this week because this e-place is iDead. Nevertheless, I do think there are still some laffs still to be squeezed from this photo. But I'm exhausted from screaming into the void and hearing nothing in response. So you squeeze the laffs. Provide your caption for this photo in the comments. If you're even still here. Hello? Pals? (Image via BuzzFeed.)
Posted by Gabe at 5:00 PM in Comment Party!
Tags: Kissing | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
In TWILIGHT, she fell for a vampire. In NEW MOON, she fell for a werewolf. In TWILIGHT 3: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS, the vampire and the werewolf fall for each other and she is left alone, working at a Starbucks in Forks, wondering why she always does this for herself with men.
Score = 61
THAT NEW MOON SURE IS POWERFUL! IT TURNS YOU GAY!
(I'm sorry, but I'm tired and today was the last day of class and my brain just went phhhffffffffttttttttttttttt.)
Score = 12
This is nothing to be ashamed of, me bucko.
Score = 0
Kristen looks so much better without that stupid head.
Score = 42
I'm sure glad there are no g-- wait, never mind.
Score = 71
I used to be so much better at Origami. Now ... if i fold tab A into slot B ... HOLY XENU there are gay people in here! -Tom Cruise's Ladyhands
Score = 45
That's a Mad fold in I can get behind!
Score = 9
did someone leave out a penis in the middle? retake the picture.
Score = 0
Score = -12
"You don't have any open wounds, do you? I have a fear of werewolf AIDS."
Score = 32
Are we really going to make tired gay=AIDS jokes? Here? On Videogum? Ugh.
Score = -13
No, it's a reference to a comment that Robert Pattison made (or was oddly misquoted as making) about his fear of catching AIDS or another such disease from the weird fans who come up to him with cuts on their necks, wanting to be sucked on.
http://videogum.com/archives/oh_yuck/quote_of_the_day_102371.html
Score = 5
That's embarrassing. Thanks for letting me know. This revelation makes me feel better about humanity/monsters/etc. Sorry, dude.
Score = 7
Stupid lamp?
Score = 34
One has abs of steel and one has abs of sparkle. See what happens when two hormone filled supernatural beings decide to ditch prude and get lewd. Coming next November Twilight 3 Eclipse
Score = 28
"Twilight 2: New Moon Full Throttle - Because sometimes the Undead just want to feel ALIVE!"
Score = 1
you deserve a high five for this, Todd
Score = 0
A clearly adult male folds a magazine to make it appear as though two guys are kissing, thus ceding all moral high ground to the Twilight fans.
Score = 60
Team Playing for the Other Team! Wooooooo
Score = 63
Team Having Your Beefcake and Eating It Too
Score = 10
My god, we've crushed Inspector Gadget with our magnetic attraction!
Score = 16
It's a screen grab from the French release right?
Twilight:: Les Frenemies Dangereux
Score = 108
Dear god, why are we allowed only one vote? I want to give you so many upvotes.
Score = 8
I like the way you think.
Score = 11
Not a caption but I think Gabe secretly(not so secretly) loves Twilight.
Score = 12
Gabe goes Twi-hard and Betty Draper all in one post. My head is spinning.
Score = 0
Don't tell me they are remaking 'Lady and The Tramp'.
Score = 17
This is beastiality. I will not stand for it. (One of them is a werewolf right?)
Score = 20
Dear Diary,
If only...
Love,
Louis C.K.
Score = 7
Well, at least that explains Edward's There's Something About Mary-esque hairstyle.
Score = 2
ADAM AND STEVE NOT VAMPIRE ADAM AND TEEN WOLF STEVE. Please cancel my subscription to Gay Human Teenagers Kissing Magazine.
Score = 46
Hey Ladies! You too could be between these two, if you get skinny enough.
Score = 19
Kristin Stewart, don't interrupt!
Score = 48
Somewhere, 50 Cent is lighting this magazine on fire, sobbing uncontrollably.
Score = 34
So thaat's why Jacob and Edward hate eachother, I guess their relationship ended badly.
Score = 3
"You want to get ice cream, in case there are no gay people there, Robert Pattinson?"
Score = 19
I was MUCH happier before I saw "Image via BuzzFeed" and thought those were your hands, Gabester. Because it obviously makes me happy to think of you spending your spare time creating slash Twilight fanfic. A perfectly normal thing to make me happy.
Score = 42
The true fantasies of men with hairy arms.
Score = 7
(kissy noises)
Score = 9
TL: Do you want me to kiss you right now?
RP: Yes, but that is not my sex-ex fantasy.
TL: Then, pray tell, what is?
RP: Hotel room. they tie me up, tease me, won't let me cum. They fight over me, 6 tongues on my cock, balls, perineum, etc.
TL: Oh, well, instead of that, how about we just have some blueberry pie? There is always some left over at the end of the day.
RP: Good enough.
Score = 69
This pie* is SO GOOD.
*pie being your comment
Score = 6
the amount of upvotes you have is simply a tally of those of us who read every post and (almost) every comment.
Score = 10
There's a New Moon rising. In their pants.
Score = 21
Monster's Balls.
(Gross. Sorry.)
Score = 37
Bi-light?
Score = 11
Bi-light?
Score = -3
Twinklight: Full Moon
Score = 7
Its a good thing he got the photo as the pages were so stuck together after that noone would have known how cleaver he was.
Score = -2
cleaver of coursing meaning clever, unlike myself.
Score = 6
Hmmm, I don't know what's worse: a grown man folding magazine pages together to get two guys to kiss, or the fact that he got a friend to hold the camera and take a picture?! Am I Twi-right?
Score = 14
Mad Magazine!
Score = 2
RP: Oh... you shaved....
TL: Oh.... you didn't....
*soft*
Score = 14
"I just tweened in my pants."
Score = 14
pale english guy: now i just kiss this actor-shaped static electricity balloon, and voila. you now know my haircare secret.
Score = 1
I'm excited for the pitter-patter of little werewolf-bat wings.
Score = 12
Score = 2
what me worry?
Score = 0
i blew it! i didn't resize it properly!
Score = 2
Guy-Light: No Poon
I'm sorry.
Score = 10
"Twilight: Friends And Prayers, coming to a hard drive near you."
(get it?)
Score = 0
"You go first!" "No you go first!" "No you go!" "No...let's go at the same time!"
Score = 4
worlds had been colliding
Score = -4
worlds had been colliding
Score = -6
Taylor: What are these disembodied arms doing around our necks?
Rob: Shhhh, no more words.
Score = 16
Why do you I keep falling in love with straight boys? - Either.
Score = 4
Someone call PETA ... I see some animal abuse up in this joint!!!
Score = 1
"It goes a little something like............PAH!"
Score = 2
Blood is thicker than whine.
Score = 2
Brokeback Mountain 2: Edge of Tweason.
Score = 2
Kristin Scott Thomas (or whatever her name is): "Ow! You're kissing me so hard my face folded!"
Score = -1
Emmylou = Win.
Score = 0
They cropped out the bottom of the photo that showed them touching tips.
Score = 0
yummo.
Score = 0