Val Kilmer Wished You A Happy Mardi Gras
Val Kilmer, the future Governor of New Mexico, and star of 1995's Batman Forever, was crowned the 41st Bacchus in the New Orleans Bacchus parade over the weekend. He dressed up in the finest silk panties like royalty. Said Kilmer:
"The Bacchus Parade and its association with the hospital is really motivating."
He later added, to himself, in the mirror: "Don't you ever take this for granted, Val Kilmer. Success is a gift, not a right. He giveth with one hand and taketh awayeth with the other. Only 40 people before you have been crowned king of this parade. Don't let them down. You stand on the shoulders of giants. There's no stopping you. There is no stopping you. But don't let your head get to big for that crown. One foot in front of the other. Show people that anything is possible."
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Posted by Gabe at 3:00 PM in Celebrity Gossip!
Tags: Mardi Gras | Parades | Val Kilmer
I am no longer on board for Real Genius 2. Thanks Mardi Gras.
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MORE taint? You guys should space this stuff out a little more.
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haha. why do i watch that bon jovi video everytime.
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He's not flashing a peace sign. He's actually indicating the number of times he's peed himself along the parade route.
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. . . and like in dr moreau, the apprentice becomes the master
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http://www.kreweofbacchus.org/html/paradehistory.htm
This is a gallery of the forebearers of this most prestigious of awards. Some highlights: Nicholas Cage, Dennis Quaid, Larry King, Elijah Wood.
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he looks like joaquin pheonix!
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